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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 27, 2018

  For Christmas l got a set of batteries with a note saying toy not included.

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  pncee

  Dec 27, 2018

  haha - wow! Happy Holidays from accross the bridge in Annapolis!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 3, 2019

  May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 8, 2019

  I'm not going outside until the temperature is above my age or for Bingo night.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 11, 2019

  it's a beautiful day! I think I will skip my meds and stir shit up!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 14, 2019

  Since it started snowing, my husband is standing in front of the window and watching...if the snow gets much worse, l might let him inside the house.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 16, 2019

  The police came to my house and said that my dog chased someone on a bike. I said, you must be mistaken officer, my dog doesn't have a bike.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 17, 2019

  The police sent me a picture of me speeding. So I sent them a picture of a check.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 26, 2019

  It does not matter if the glass is half-full or half-empty... there is clearly room for more wine!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 26, 2019

  Thanks Lee, It's fun to look for and find a funny quote or a good joke, everyone needs a good laugh.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 29, 2019

  A snow day is only bad news if you forgot to run to the liquor store.

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  Mbruce1

  Jan 29, 2019

  amen

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 30, 2019

  Warning... After this winter, the first person to complain it's too hot this summer, will get punched!

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  Membre

  Jan 30, 2019

  Amen!!

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  Lakeman221

  Jan 31, 2019

  [quote]Warning... After this winter, the first person to complain it's too hot this summer, will get punched![/quote] From the reports of the temps up north, I would say "it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table".

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jan 31, 2019

  It's so cold out.... I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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  1nakedfarmer

  Jan 31, 2019

  Man, that's cold!
  I thought it was bad here when the icicle formed while taking a leak outside this morning!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Feb 5, 2019

  Just remember if we get caught..... your deaf and I don't speak English.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Feb 11, 2019

  If your girlfriend asks you what you look for in a relationship... apparently, a way out, is not the right answer.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Feb 14, 2019

  For Valentine's Day my wife suggested that we go on a date night, but unfortunately I could not find one on such short notice, so we're just going to stay home and watch TV.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Feb 15, 2019

  I don't understand your specific kind of crazy...but l do admire your total commitmend to it.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Feb 17, 2019

  Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need... better to be safe than sober.

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  John0061

  Feb 17, 2019

  "Never trust a fart." Jack Nicholson

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Feb 20, 2019

  I didn't fart, my ass likes you so much it just blew you a kiss.

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