I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineApr 4, 2019
I made a huge to-do list for today.... I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineApr 5, 2019
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking... it scared the hell out of me.. so starting today no more reading.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineApr 9, 2019
I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.... I really thought you already knew!
RéagirRépondre - OL
Apr 9, 2019Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up and get a refill.
RéagirRépondre - LA
Apr 10, 2019[quote]Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill.[/quote] I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have.RéagirRépondre - GG
Apr 10, 2019[quote]Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill. I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have.[/quote] If he was anywhere with me, we would already have been naked.RéagirRépondre - OLApr 10, 2019[quote]Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill.I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have. If he was anywhere with me, we would already have been naked.[/quote] That does include the local pub - sometimesRéagirRépondre
- 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineApr 11, 2019
Don't you hate those emails about penis enhancers.. l got ten of them today...eight of them from my girlfriend!
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineApr 15, 2019
I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineApr 19, 2019
I bet all you short people get really excited when you hit your head on something.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineApr 22, 2019
I finally quit drinking for good.......... Now I drink for evil!!
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineApr 25, 2019
I like to whisper romantic things after sex..... Like, hey! go home! or what is your name?
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineMay 2, 2019
There are two theories to arguing with a woman........ Neither work!!
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineMay 6, 2019
I love being married....it's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineMay 7, 2019
I'm so clever, that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what l'm saying.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineMay 8, 2019
It's only Wednesday, and I'm presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineMay 14, 2019
I don't want anyone to think l'm an Asshole.... l want them to be 100% sure about it.(l)
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineMay 17, 2019
If showing up in a robe and a tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how casual Fridays actually works.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineMay 20, 2019
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineMay 28, 2019
Masturdating (v) ~ going out to dinner and a movie alone.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineMay 30, 2019
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case... coincidence?..l don't think so!
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJun 2, 2019
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them.. the police called indecent exposure.. but whatever
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