I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 14, 2020
I finally got my computer connected to the wireless printer, but l not sure which house l need to go to get my copies.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 14, 2020
I want a closed casket funeral and at the end of the service please have the organist play Pop Goes the Weasel.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 15, 2020
Askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.
RéagirRépondre - ED
Jan 15, 2020[quote]Askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.[/quote] Oh, I thought that was a manager.RéagirRépondre - LA
Jan 16, 2020[quote]Askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.[/quote] That's may be because he read your first post in this thread, "I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice." or at least thinks along those lines.RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 16, 2020
I'm sick of following my dreams, so l'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 22, 2020
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 23, 2020
I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all of my missing socks.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 24, 2020
On the bright side of HELL.... my coffee will never get cold and all my friends will be there.
RéagirRépondre - EDJan 25, 2020
For Christmas my mom bought me a t-shirt saying, "I'm a nudist."
I haven't worn it yet.RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 28, 2020
If you miss your mother in law........reload and try again.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 29, 2020
The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her Heart... the fact that her boobs are infront of her heart is not our Fault.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineJan 31, 2020
I never realized how funny I was until I started talking to myself
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineFeb 4, 2020
I'm going to run for a political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up on me, it would be nice to piece together my twenties.
RéagirRépondre - LAFeb 5, 2020[quote]I'm going to run for a political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up on me, it would be nice to piece together my twenties.[/quote]
GREAT IDEA, you could campaign nude on the platform of " I Have Nothing to Hide", which would cause them to dig even deeper. You are sure to win a pubic office no matter what. At the least you will find out what happened in your twenties. If not, this might be your answer!RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineFeb 7, 2020
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent. I never know what they're planning?
RéagirRépondre - LAFeb 7, 2020[quote]I hate it when the voices in my head go silent. I never know what they're planning?[/quote] On the other hand, you may have just bored them to sleep.RéagirRépondre
- 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineFeb 18, 2020
My wife is amazing..she just surprised me with a $250k life insurance policy and a trip to china.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineFeb 21, 2020
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineFeb 25, 2020
Falling in Love makes you do stupid things, one time I even got married.
RéagirRépondre - 2H2hangfreeAuteur d'origineFeb 27, 2020
Husband: l want you to have this bracelet, it belonged to my Grandmother. Wife: why does it say Do Not Resuscitate.
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