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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  May 21, 2021

  Condoms do not guarantee safe sex, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

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  minimalist75

  May 25, 2021

  If you want your neighbors to build a privacy fence and save you the expense, start doing all of your yard work nude!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  May 25, 2021

  The best part about this post is that by the time you've finished reading it you will realize that there was absolutely no point to it

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  Membre

  May 25, 2021

  Masks & Condoms do work; so Hubby doesn't realize the guy died smiling.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  May 28, 2021

  Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just open the door and pushed her out.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jun 8, 2021

  I asked my wife, why don't you tell me when you orgasm? She replied, because I don't like calling you at work.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jun 10, 2021

  Sex is only dirty if you do it right

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jun 11, 2021

  A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses insert in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jun 16, 2021

  The CDC says you don't have to wear panties under sundresses this summer.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jun 22, 2021

  I just asked myself if I'm crazy..... and we all said no.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jun 23, 2021

  I am much nicer if you do not get to know me.

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  pncee

  Jun 24, 2021

  touche - well stated!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 8, 2021

  When your day seems especially rough, just ask yourself, did I shit my pants today and if the answer is no you're doing all right

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 9, 2021

  Never blame someone else for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt.

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  DaveHarlem

  Jul 12, 2021

  This is the worst pun ever. Barn none.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 16, 2021

  Being a little older, I'm very fortunate to have someone call and check on me everyday. Although he is very concerned about my car warranty

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  wholenoteman

  Jul 16, 2021

  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 19, 2021

  When l was young, l was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, l'm no longer young.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 20, 2021

  It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 22, 2021

  I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of Hope

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 23, 2021

  I sent out a text to my friends saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me. I need smarter friends.

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  polomexx

  Jul 24, 2021

  [quote]I sent out a text to my friends saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me. I need smarter friends.[/quote] Bwahahaha XD

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Jul 27, 2021

  My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, then the Librarian told me to leave before she called Security.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Aug 11, 2021

  Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.

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