I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- LA
Aug 11, 2021[quote]Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.[/quote] Maybe this will help if you can get a copy of it.ReactReply - RR
Aug 11, 2021[quote]Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.[/quote]
Maybe it's time for a trade-in?ReactReply - LAAug 12, 2021[quote]Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds. Maybe it's time for a trade-in?[/quote] My friend's truck started making whining sounds, after filling the rear end with gear oil, the whining sounds stopped. Perhaps you could try this with your wife to see if it helps.ReactReply
- 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 16, 2021
If you didn't get it from the horses mouth...stop listening to the ass who told you.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 17, 2021
Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe l won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 2, 2021
Summer isn't over until Sept. 22..So sit your pumpkin spice asses down...l'm not finished with my margarita yet!
ReactReply - BA
Sep 2, 2021[quote]Summer isn't over until Sept. 22..So sit your pumpkin spice asses down...l'm not finished with my margarita yet![/quote] Love it!!! Pour me one, please?ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 9, 2021
Whenever l tell someone where l live, they say, omg that's so far away...l'm like calm down, l'm not inviting you over.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 10, 2021
New study shows that 80% of married men can not fall asleep after sex because they still have to drive home.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 14, 2021
My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix...I just renewed subscription for 10 years.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 25, 2021
Ladies, find a man who will stroke your hair and say how soft it is and doesn't care it's on your legs.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterSep 30, 2021
I handle stressful situations like a dog...if you can't eat it or hump it...piss on it and walk away.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 4, 2021
I don't always whoop ....but when I do......there it is
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 6, 2021
I'm a lot happier since I changed from coffee to orange juice, my doctor said it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it's the vodka.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 8, 2021
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 11, 2021
I don't know who needs to see this...but your laundry needs to be put in the dryer.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 11, 2021
I can't even imagine the self-control required to work at a Bubble Wrap Factory
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 12, 2021
Just so you know, nothing accidentally goes in your butt...sincerely, The ER Staff.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 15, 2021
Dear Ghosts, if you can move shit around and flicker the lights, then you can use a mop.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 28, 2021
I'm really getting into the Thanksgiving Spirit...l've been giving people the Bird all week.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 29, 2021
If you're kinky and you know it...clap your hands....oh they're tied...never mind.
ReactReply - GO
Oct 30, 2021There is always enough time to do something over, but never enough time to do it right the first time.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterNov 1, 2021
If someone from Zip Lock could contact literally anyone in the cereal business that would be great.
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