I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterMay 21, 2021
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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May 25, 2021If you want your neighbors to build a privacy fence and save you the expense, start doing all of your yard work nude!
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterMay 25, 2021
The best part about this post is that by the time you've finished reading it you will realize that there was absolutely no point to it
ReactReply - MEMemberMay 25, 2021
Masks & Condoms do work; so Hubby doesn't realize the guy died smiling.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterMay 28, 2021
Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just open the door and pushed her out.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJun 8, 2021
I asked my wife, why don't you tell me when you orgasm? She replied, because I don't like calling you at work.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJun 11, 2021
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses insert in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJun 16, 2021
The CDC says you don't have to wear panties under sundresses this summer.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJun 22, 2021
I just asked myself if I'm crazy..... and we all said no.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 8, 2021
When your day seems especially rough, just ask yourself, did I shit my pants today and if the answer is no you're doing all right
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 9, 2021
Never blame someone else for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 16, 2021
Being a little older, I'm very fortunate to have someone call and check on me everyday. Although he is very concerned about my car warranty
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 19, 2021
When l was young, l was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, l'm no longer young.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 20, 2021
It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 22, 2021
I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of Hope
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 23, 2021
I sent out a text to my friends saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me. I need smarter friends.
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Jul 24, 2021[quote]I sent out a text to my friends saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me. I need smarter friends.[/quote] Bwahahaha XDReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterJul 27, 2021
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, then the Librarian told me to leave before she called Security.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterAug 11, 2021
Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.
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