I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- FU
Mar 25, 2020Id like to cancel my three month trial of 2020. Not impressed. Do not recommend.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMar 25, 2020
Has anyone tried throwing a virgin in a volcano yet?
ReagirResponder - FUMar 26, 2020
A look forward to the December 2020 baby boom
Most popular baby names:
1) Charmin
2) CoronaReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMar 30, 2020
I tried to donate blood today, but they were asking so many questions, whose blood is it? Where did you get it? And why is it in a bucket?
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalApr 7, 2020
A lot of kids are starting to wonder why they haven't seen their uncles...
Now that dad is home.ReagirResponder - FUApr 8, 2020
Wine can help prevent getting the Coronavirus.
Hold a glass in each hand so youre much less likely to touch your face.ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalApr 10, 2020
I have watched so many crime shows that when l turn off the TV... l wipe my fingerprints off the remote.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalApr 17, 2020
My trash man thinks he is funny... he just left an AA flyer on my recycling bin.
ReagirResponder - 1N
Apr 17, 2020Mine knows money is tight and I don't like to waste; so he brings the half empty bottles.
ReagirResponder - JN
Apr 29, 2020Had a Episcopal priest tell me a joke a long time ago.
A beautiful young woman going topless was entering the church as the priest was greeting the parishioners at the door.
The priest stopped her and said she couldnt go in dressed like that.
She replied I have a perfect right.
He told her she has a perfect left also but she couldnt go in without a hat on.ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalApr 30, 2020
The past few weeks my housekeeping style is best described as.. there appears to have been a struggle
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMay 8, 2020
My body is a Temple......an Ancient and Crumbling Temple and probaby cursed.
ReagirResponder - FUMay 8, 2020
Police need your help identifying robbery suspecthe was caught on surveillance camera but had removed his mask so no one could recognize him.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMay 9, 2020
Why the Hell are LED headlights legal? I'm glad you can see into the future with your bright ass headlights, but your blinding the rest of us.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMay 17, 2020
If you see me out for a run, Please kill whatever the hell is chasing me.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMay 28, 2020
Note from wife...Hey Sweetie, was called to work, dinner is on the stove, you only have to light it, the gas is already turned on...Love you xxx
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMay 30, 2020
Wife.....l'm Pissed!----Husband....Again or Still?
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJun 5, 2020
If a man says he will fix it, he will...there is no need remind him every 6 months
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJun 6, 2020
I used to date a girl who had a parrot, dam thing never shut up, but the parrot was cool though.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJun 10, 2020
Please let me have 3 shots of Grey Goose, or would it be Grey Geese? What the hell, give me a flock of Vodka.
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