I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeAutor originalOct 24, 2017
There is no need to repeat yourself..... I ignored you just fine the first time.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalNov 8, 2017
Real friends show me their Boobs.....True friends let me touch them.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalNov 11, 2017
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, that is if I die next Thursday.
ReagirResponder - HA
Nov 11, 2017Nothing messes up your Friday like realising it's only Thursday.
ReagirResponder - HANov 11, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
ReagirResponder - LA
Nov 11, 2017[quote]Nothing messes up your Friday like realising it's only Thursday.[/quote] Or thinking it's Thursday when it's actually Friday, and going in to work the next day.ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalNov 14, 2017
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalNov 17, 2017
If you see me smiling , it's because I'm thinking of doing something naughty...If you see me laughing, it's because I've already done it!!!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalNov 28, 2017
When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and Keep Away From Children... just like it says on the bottle.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 7, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you're still alive.... Try Missing a couple of payments!!!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 12, 2017
I know the voices aren't real....but man do they come up with some great ideas.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 15, 2017
I just saw 3 people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 18, 2017
Exercise makes you look better naked...so does Tequila....your choice..
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 20, 2017
All my life I thought air was free...until I bought a bag of chips..
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 27, 2017
Admit it....Life would be so boring without me.....
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 29, 2017
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not the one ahead of you!!!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 2, 2018
I don't always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I'm probably at work.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 8, 2018
The only thing l like about winter is....... the ice in my cocktail doesn't melt as fast.
ReagirResponder - LAJan 8, 2018[quote]The only thing l like about winter is....... the ice in my cocktail doesn't melt as fast.[/quote] The only thing I like about winter is......the end of it.ReagirResponder
- 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 11, 2018
Patience:::What you have when there are too many witnesses.
ReagirResponder - LAJan 12, 2018[quote]Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not the one ahead of you!!![/quote] I saw an Internet picture of a bumper sticker on a car that read "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me". ........LOLReagirResponder
