"What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you or that you have seen while nude?
"I have a story or two that I will share when time permits.In the meantime, lets hear from you.
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- MAmacnudeصاحب المنشورDec 1, 2009[quote]"What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you or that you have seen while nude? "I have a story or two that I will share when time permits.In the meantime, lets hear from you.[/quote] I’m sure that everyone the has been a social nudist for any length of time has experienced many amusing moments. I have to smile, every time, the following incident comes to mind. A couple of years ago, I was relaxing on the nude beach on the Island of St. Martin down the beach from the Orient Club when a tour bus from one of the cruise ships, unloaded. A line of tourists began strolling along the beach, fully dressed with shoes in hand. It was obvious that they were there for one purpose and one purpose only, to see the nudists or naked people as the case may be. I gave them a friendly wave and a good look at what they came to see. Upon reflection, I felt that I should be glad that they didn’t throw peanuts or attempt to lure me closer by offering a banana. They returned home to tell their friends and neighbors how they saw naked people on the beach. I have the opportunity to share with you, how silly the fully clothed gawkers looked.تفاعلرد
- MI
Feb 18, 2010Years ago I visited a resort that I had never been to that was about 4 hours from my home. At the time I was a businees owner in the town I lived in. As I was walking up to the pool I noticed a dentist and his wife that were from the same town as me laying nude by the pool. I wondered how to approach them, so I very loudly proclaimed that I had a terrible toothache and wished that a dentist was nearby. Naturally they turned to look at me standing there in the buff. The shock lasted about ten seconds and then we had a big laugh. Turned out there were about a dozen people from my town that were members there too. You never know which of your friends or business associates are nudists.
تفاعلرد - GA
Mar 28, 2010years ago my first wife and i made our first visit to a nudist resort she was very nervous and took a while to get nude while we were laying around the pond ( no swimming pool) a maintence man driving a pink golf cart hit a members pink cadillac needless to say the police were called to make a accident report, now imagine a police officer driving up and seeing a pink golf cart and cadillac and a bunch of naked people standing there, i'm sure he got as good of laugh as we did.
تفاعلرد - ععضوApr 22, 2010
A few years ago, I was staying at a resort in Jamaica with a clothing optional beach located just outside our room, and an elderly nude gentlemen would appear on the beach every morning wearing headphones and listening to the radio. I don't know what he was listening to, but he would dance a funny little conga dance, moving from one end of the beach to the other, then turning around and heading back where he started. He would do this for literally hours every day. My wife and I called him "the dancing man." For all I know, he's still there, dancing back and forth across the beach.
تفاعلرد - GAApr 29, 2010
awhile back i made some kool-aid and was standing in the kitchen nude shaking the bottle and wondering why everyone was laughing till i looked down, needless to say men if you don't want others to take notice don't ever shake a bottle from side to side while nude.
تفاعلرد - OL
May 8, 2011Maybe another was soon after christmas. I arrived home naked (for a dare) and was just getting out of the car when the lady next door came up to ask what to do with her christmass tree.
تفاعلرد - GAJul 12, 2011
yesterday the house air conditioner went out and after trying to fix it i decided to pull out several window units i keep for such a emergency. after getting them into house from garage i was soaking wet from sweat so i got nude to cool off and finish installing them, i installed two with no problem and had put one in the dining rom and was getting ready to fasten it down when it tumbled out the window i tried to catch it and was half out the window nude but it got away from me. well needless to say i didn't see anyone looking but neighbors behind usually have blinds open so if the were looking out i bet they had a good laugh. needless to say i slipped shorts back on to go recover the a/c unit, oh yes it still works. i wish i lived in a nudist resort fulltime life would be so much easier...
تفاعلرد - OLAug 7, 2011Last month I was walking back from the nudist beach to the nudist guest house where I was staying. It was cross country so I did the entire walk (from shore to door) naked. I stopped to take a photo (the one below) on the way, using a time delay camera ballenced on a rock, so a bit uncirtain if I got the shot. Whilst I was looking at the play-back to see if it worked a local walked by fully clothed. He gave me a funny look. When I set off again I was carefull not to catch him up.
[a href="http://www.truenudists.com/forum/#" target=_blank>[img src="http://imagecdn.socialcomediallc.netdna-cdn.com/people/p1jk0/aa11fb7ef522f54c7d5fbcd43be3375b.jpg">[/a]تفاعلرد - OLFeb 11, 2012
That was nothing. Last November I went on a naked hike with a holiday friend. We stopped to take photos. Someone came up, gave us an odd look and then took their own photo of us. Towards the end of the walk we came to a track. My frind got dressed but I didn't. A minibus full of girls came the other way. I ducked behind a bush, maybe too late. When I thought the bus had gone I stepped out. It had stopped and they all cheered lol.
تفاعلرد - JO
Oct 31, 2012about a month ago i was its was after work i was watching tv nude like most nights and a heard a knock at the door so i put my robe on to see i open the door there was a woman looking for a address as iam telling her wear to go my dog comes behind me and jumps up on the door to say so i pull the dog away from the door she jumps on me knocking my robe open i did not relize this happen till i catch the womans eyes looking down a few timesi i relize what happen and grab my robe closed and finished telling her wear to go she thanked me and left
تفاعلرد - GE
Nov 23, 2012One time a few years ago I was at a comedy show when one of the comedians asked if there was anyone in the audience that would like to be nude. Without even thinking my hand shot up in the air. He looked directly at me and said "Go for it". I stood up, undressed, placed my shirt on the seat, and sat back down again. Watched the rest of his act comfortably free of clothingتفاعلرد - CA
Sep 3, 2014I was camped on Panther key in the Ten Thousand Island Preserve in Florida. I only camp naked there and the nearby Everglades National Park. I have literally never spent a day clothed there. (I strip as soon as I am clear of the marina with room to manuever).
On Panther key, as I was stretched out in my lawnchair in my birthday suit reading a book, I looked up and there was a tourboat maybe 30 feet away! They had approached alongshore from downwind, and I hadn't heard them coming. Most of the tourists looked away, but a few did wave. The tour guide said absolutely nothing. (The same boat came by the next day, but was much farther offshore.)تفاعلرد - RA
Mar 13, 2015My house sits on the rear corner of 20 very rural acres of forested property, bordered on the North and East by 14,000 acres of forested State Game Lands. A short window is open on the South side to far-reaching farm fields. This lets me spend most of my summer time with out clothing except for a short haying season and by occasional instances when the nearest neighbor lady hikes the fields with her dog.
On the corner of my property nearest this lady's house is where I cut and stack fire wood both as an exercise program and supplemental heat source. This corner is near the back line of the lady's property, so in order to avoid conflicts, I've built my stacked wood into a squared off "U" shape where I can work in the center of the U and not be seen except for a narrow area of the fields.
Several weeks ago, on a slightly overcast Sunday morning, I went to split wood already placed in the U. As the sky cleared and the sun was shining into my work area, I discarded my clothing and went to work. (one photo in my profile is from that morning) As I was getting into the rhythm of splitting and stacking I hear from the driveway side of the wood pile; "Excuse me sir. I'd like to ask you some questions about the camp for sale down the road." I look up to see a man approaching the wood pile and as he got to the spot where he could see into my alcove he shouted "OH JESUS, I'M SORRY!!". He looked mortified and really embarrassed at first, but I laughed and replied, "It's too late now, what do you need." He seemed to relax a little and proceeded to ask questions about some property for sale near by. We talked for about 15 minutes and I never did retrieve my clothes which were some distance away.
In his car, in the drive, was a woman who never got out. I wonder what his reaction would have been if she's have wanted to join the conversation!! I told my wife about the incident and we have a laugh every time we mention it. I'm curious to see if they ever become our neighbors.تفاعلرد - LA
Jun 20, 2015[quote] I told my wife about the incident and we have a laugh every time we mention it. I'm curious to see if they ever become our neighbors.
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It's been 4 months now. Have these people become your neighbors? I figure you should know by now if they are or not.تفاعلرد - OLJul 25, 2015I was hiking naked last week on a narrow mountain path between a bunch of prickly thistles on one side and stinging nettles on the other. I was just saying how careful we had to be when I slipped and fell backwards into the nettles. Ouch!تفاعلرد
- OLNov 1, 2015I like rock climbing and often do it naked on the cliffs above a nudist beach. I was doing this on my last holiday when about 15 clothed yoga students came round the corner looking for a shady place to hold their class. The spot they picked was right below where I was climbing. They all watched me as I climbed up and then as I climbed down again. Were they fascinated by this silly old man climbing naked or were they just frightened that I might fall on top of them? When I got down they invited me to join the yoga class - me naked, all the others clothed.تفاعلرد
- NO
Dec 9, 2015a couple come to mind. Years ago I was in Negril at well known nude beach. A boat load of drunk tourist went by and mooned us. We all thot it very funny to be mooned while on a nude beach.
I got a new off road bicycle and decided to try it out by riding it nude up a farmer's lane by the setting full moon. It was a paththat I often hiked nude early in the AM. At the turn around point behind the farmer's dairy barn, there was a dead cow in the path.I had to swerve quickly to avoid hitting it. I was successful but did have a chuckle of what would have happened had I hit the cowand been knocked out, and the farmer found me sprawled unconscious beside his dead cow when the sun came up
great question thanks for askingتفاعلرد - NU
Feb 9, 2017About the funniest thing that's happened me happened when I was a young lad of 17. It was summer break and had a break between morning and afternoon activities so I decided to go outside and lay out for awhile. I went out to the far end of the backyard between a fence and a big 'ol pine tree. I knew that my neighbors, mostly older folks, weren't going outside in the middle of the day so I decided to strip off my suit to get rid of that pesky tan line. Everything was quiet, peaceful and relaxing. I was certainly enjoying my first nudist experience UNTIL I heard the mailbox lid slam. Not having time to cover up, much less the inclination, I stayed where I was. As the mail person walked through the yard SHE let out a whistle and a 'looking good'!! What could I do at that point except smile and say 'thank you'. I switched up the tanning location after that to the top of the flat roof that was surrounded by trees and private. LOL
تفاعلرد - NUFeb 9, 2017
About the funniest thing that's happened me happened when I was a young lad of 17. It was summer break and had a break between morning and afternoon activities so I decided to go outside and lay out for awhile. I went out to the far end of the backyard between a fence and a big 'ol pine tree. I knew that my neighbors, mostly older folks, weren't going outside in the middle of the day so I decided to strip off my suit to get rid of that pesky tan line. Everything was quiet, peaceful and relaxing. I was certainly enjoying my first nudist experience UNTIL I heard the mailbox lid slam. Not having time to cover up, much less the inclination, I stayed where I was. As the mail person walked through the yard SHE let out a whistle and a 'looking good'!! What could I do at that point except smile and say 'thank you'. I switched up the tanning location after that to the top of the flat roof that was surrounded by trees and private. LOL
تفاعلرد - OLFeb 9, 2017
The one I remember most was when I wasn't actually nude, but may as well have been. My friend and I had been driving naked when we decided to stop to buy ice creams. We came to a mountain village - just a large restaurant, some market stalls and a few houses. We parked and each put on a wrap. Mine barely covered my privates and was see-through - more a gesture than a cover. Otherwise we were naked. Walking past the stalls we were offered clothing. Reaching the restaurant we chose the ice creams and I went to pay - to pay two young Spanish girls seated near the till. So their eye level was level with my, somewhat inadequate cover. They laughed and remarked on the fact they could see everything. Keeping a straight face I paid and we left, knowing we had given two lovely girls some entertainment. Normally when seeing someone naked we might be so distracted that we forget the face. Not in this case! Next day we went back, fully dressed and for a meal. One of the girls came up, looked me close in the face and asked if we had been there the day before. I said Yes. At which point she went and told all the other waitresses (in Spanish) to their amusement and the disgust of two diners within earshot. Apparently it was rare for holiday makers to come up to the mountain from the nudist resort. We were thanked. But we weren't served any faster.
تفاعلرد - CADec 30, 2017
We have 2 wolf hybrids (brother and sister from same parents but different litters). I am always naked at home unless it's cold, so the furries are used to seeing me that way. Today I was petting the 6 month puppy, and his 2 year old sister decided she needed more attention. She reached out with her paw, and I moved back to avoid getting scratched. I still got a very light but visible scratch.
So when my wife got home, I said "Honey, wolf scratched my penis!"
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