Bumper Sticker Thinkin`

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 6, 2015

  When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute.
  I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
  

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 13, 2015

  EVER WONDER...
  Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 13, 2015

  Why do I have to press one for English when I'm just gonna be transferred to someone I can't understand anyway?
  
  

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  عضو

  Mar 18, 2015

  Driver Carries No Clothes...Or Money.
  

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 18, 2015

  Give some women an inch, and they'll rearrange or redecorate it.
  

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 19, 2015

  EVER WONDER...Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Mar 19, 2015

  Give a woman an inch, and she'll want the other eleven.

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 19, 2015

  Always put your best foot forward
  

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  عضو

  Mar 21, 2015

  When life hands you lemons...Oh to hell with it, just get naked and quit complaining.

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 21, 2015

  Whoever says, It's not whether you win or lose that counts," is probably a loser.
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Mar 21, 2015

  First past the post is not always the winner.

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 21, 2015

  EVER WONDER...Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Mar 21, 2015

  When someone says everything happens for a reason, Id like to smack them and say, "Yeah, I guess youre right"

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 21, 2015

  What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull?
  Just the pit bull!
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Mar 21, 2015

  What's the difference between a pit bull and it's owner ?:   The pit bull has a brain.

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 21, 2015

  Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Mar 21, 2015

  Wouldn't it be great if women had a mute function.

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 21, 2015

  Duct Tape: Turning "NO! NO!" into "Mmphh! Mmphh!" since 1943.
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Mar 21, 2015

  Confucius say virginity like balloon - one prick all gone.

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 22, 2015

  Good breeding - that quality which enables a person to wait in well-mannered silence, while the loudmouth gets service.
  

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  NudeJohnny

  Mar 22, 2015

  Why do they call an airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
  

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 22, 2015

  Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven't met yet!
  

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  عضو

  Mar 23, 2015

  Nudists Support Global Warming

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  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Mar 23, 2015

  It's like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone.
  

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