Bumper Sticker Thinkin`

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 13, 2014

  Save money on divorce:  Sell your wife at auction.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 13, 2014

  6 OUT OF 7 DWARVES ARE NOT HAPPY
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 13, 2014

  Insured by The Mafia "you hit us, we hit you"

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 14, 2014

  Who were the testers for Preparations A through G?
  

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  Lakeman221

  Dec 14, 2014

  If we had known Grandkids were this much fun, We would have had them first.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 16, 2014

  I hate Russian Dolls; They're so full of themselves.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 17, 2014

  Anything can happen, anything happens all the time.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 17, 2014

  No, you're not drunk - I really do look this good.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 18, 2014

  People don't waste time.  They just spend it on things they don't need.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 19, 2014

  The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 19, 2014

  Be nice to me--I'm out of Valium
  
  

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  nudecountry77

  Dec 20, 2014

  HEY, I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 20, 2014

  A pessimist is an optimist who's been to Las Vegas.
  

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  Ollie46

  Dec 23, 2014

  Your car is nicer, but my car ispaid
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 24, 2014

  For every problem there's a simple solution. Unfortunately it's usually wrong.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 24, 2014

  Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 25, 2014

  Have you ever felt like life is a car wash, and you're on a bike?
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 25, 2014

  Have you ever felt like life is an asshole, and you're the toilet bowl ?

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 25, 2014

  Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 26, 2014

  Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
  

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 31, 2014

  An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Dec 31, 2014

  [quote]An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
  [/quote]Not worth staying up for. It's just another day.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Dec 31, 2014

  [quote][quote]An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
  [/quote]Not worth staying up for. It's just another day.[/quote]Midnight is four hours before my bedtime. It usually slips by unnoticed.
  

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  IFishNeked

  Dec 31, 2014

  Life is like a beaver colony - one dam thing after another...

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