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Bumper Sticker Thinkin`

Publicado Nov 8, 2014

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thomasstierney
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Nov 8, 2014
Quick thoughts = Bumper sticker thinkin'

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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Jan 10, 2015
    Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Jan 11, 2015
    If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 6, 2015
    The only time my windshield wiper will work properly is when it's holding a parking ticket.

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  • OU
    outothebakyrd
    Feb 6, 2015
    [quote]Have you seen any good bumper stickers?
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    I love Cannabis and coffee with Starbucks logo. Yum.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 6, 2015
    'WARNING'  It is not advisable to try and pass this vehicle.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 7, 2015
    I frequently wrestle with my demons...sometimes we just snuggle.

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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 13, 2015
    I live in a really bad neighborhood! Even the church has a bouncer.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 16, 2015
    My wife asked for the broom...And I said, "Why? Are you going somewhere?"
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 16, 2015
    My wife asked for the broom...And I said,  "your mother just took off on it"
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 17, 2015
    Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 17, 2015
    Why are you following me ?
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 17, 2015
    There is always one more idiot than you counted on
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 17, 2015
    This is not San Francisco ... Stop driving up my ass.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 17, 2015
    There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works
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  • SH
    ShavedNudist27
    Feb 17, 2015
    Saw one near a collage campus.Study Naked
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    Feb 17, 2015
    Be kind to your kids. They're the ones who will choose your retirement home.
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  • JA
    jaybirds
    Feb 18, 2015
    Sorry, but my Karma just ran over your Dogma.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 18, 2015
    Ask me about my vow of silence.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    Feb 18, 2015
    How's Hope and Change Working For You Now?
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 18, 2015
    LOL'ing on the outside, WTF'ing on the inside!
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  • PU
    PuckNaked
    Feb 21, 2015

    My Rottweiler is smarter than your honor student.

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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 22, 2015
    Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
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  • NU
    Feb 22, 2015
    TRESPASSERS....Can you make you make it to the gate/ fence in 3.8 seconds?  my dog can!
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
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    Feb 22, 2015
    I was pro-life before I met HER.
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