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thomasstierneyAutor original
Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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- THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 9, 2013How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?ReaccionarResponder
- MA
Feb 9, 2013Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 11, 2013I heard two politicians telling the truth on TV today. They were calling each other liars.ReaccionarResponder
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- THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 12, 2013I dated a barmaid for a while. I'm not saying she's a slut, but they're probably gonna have to bury her in a Y-shaped coffin.ReaccionarResponder
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Feb 12, 2013i went to a concert at madison square garden nyc
and saw theallman brothers~pulling into a
handicap parking zone......ReaccionarResponder - OPFeb 12, 2013hall & oats are getting back together but under a differant name
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- MAFeb 13, 2013The secret of a happy life, is to have lots of wives, and never get married.ReaccionarResponder
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- THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 16, 2013Men have feelings, too. For instance: I feel hungry.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 18, 2013I just realized that my ex never had laryngitis. What a rip-off.ReaccionarResponder
- MAFeb 18, 2013I should have known something was wrong when my ex said she wanted trial before marriage. The Judge gave me life.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 18, 2013My ex would give me “the silent treatmentâ€, she actually thought it was a punishment.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 19, 2013I learned the secret of a happy life, is to have lots of wives, and never get married.ReaccionarResponder
- MAFeb 19, 2013Made love to the wife for seven hours the other day. Poor woman was too exhausted for her husband that night.ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 19, 2013My ex asked what part of her I liked looking at best, her breasts or her butt?
She wasn't happy when I said, "The top of your head."ReaccionarResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 21, 2013Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".ReaccionarResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalFeb 22, 2013I just read a frightening statistic. 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. WOW! That means 75% are running around untreated.ReaccionarResponder
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