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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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- MA
Jan 24, 2015Cock Lane, near Holborn Viaduct, didn’t get its name due to any association with poultry, but because it was the only street to be licensed for prostitution in medieval times.Unusual street names in London include Ha Ha Road in Greenwich, Hooker’s Road in Walthamstow.RéagirRépondre - THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 24, 2015Ducks quack in varying accents based on the region they are from.
Ducks have accents based on their location, according to research conducted by Middlesex University in London. They found that ducks quacks varied depending on the particular region of England they lived in, similarly to the humans regional accents. For example, ducks in the busy city of London were more likely to have a louder, more abrasive quack that is thought to be comparable to the Cockney accent of East Londoners. In comparison, ducks in the rural peninsula of Cornwall were found to have a quieter, calmer tone to their quacks. The difference in duck accents is thought to perhaps be the result of environment, as city ducks must be louder to be heard over traffic and street noise than rural ducks.RéagirRépondre - THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 25, 2015The first coffee bushes were brought to Hawaii by Don Francisco de Paula Marin, a Spanish sailor who later became an interpreter in Hawaii. Marin was also responsible for producing Hawaii's first cotton and pineapple harvests, as well as its first wine.RéagirRépondre
- LA
Jan 25, 2015[quote]
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.
I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tops.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'no' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a head job,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th.
Also February 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, three times last Monday
and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out.
Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.
[/quote]I shop at Home Depot quit regularly, but have not had this happen to me. But then when I go, I am in my pick-up truck. I may have to start going in the car from now on. How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?RéagirRépondre - MAJan 25, 2015[quote] How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?[/quote]That's 2.4 mt's, and should fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.RéagirRépondre
- THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 25, 2015[quote][quote] How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?[/quote]That's 2.4 mt's, and should fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.[/quote]Toyota Corolla exterior measurement is over 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.RéagirRépondre
- MAJan 26, 2015In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.RéagirRépondre
- THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 27, 2015My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.RéagirRépondre
- MAJan 27, 2015Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.RéagirRépondre
- THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 27, 2015The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.RéagirRépondre
- LAJan 27, 2015[quote][quote][quote] How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?[/quote]That's 2.4 mt's, and should fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.[/quote]Toyota Corolla exterior measurement is over 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
[/quote]Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.RéagirRépondre - THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 27, 2015[quote][quote][quote][quote] How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?[/quote]That's 2.4 mt's, and should fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.[/quote]Toyota Corolla exterior measurement is over 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
[/quote]Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.
[/quote]Damn, your right. I hadn't thought of it that way.RéagirRépondre - MAJan 27, 2015[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote] How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?[/quote]That's 2.4 mt's, and should fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.[/quote]Toyota Corolla exterior measurement is over 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
[/quote]Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.
[/quote]Damn, your right. I hadn't thought of it that way.
[/quote]It helps to have a big enough trunk to put the ladies in it as well.RéagirRépondre - THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 28, 2015[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote] How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?[/quote]That's 2.4 mt's, and should fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.[/quote]Toyota Corolla exterior measurement is over 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
[/quote]Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.
[/quote]Damn, your right. I hadn't thought of it that way.
[/quote]It helps to have a big enough trunk to put the ladies in it as well.[/quote]NO! That makes you the law breaker.RéagirRépondre - LAJan 30, 2015[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote] How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?[/quote]That's 2.4 mt's, and should fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.[/quote]Toyota Corolla exterior measurement is over 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
[/quote]Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.
[/quote]Damn, your right. I hadn't thought of it that way.
[/quote]Yeah, you see I have two pick-up trucks and that is what I drive to the Home Depot to get building supplies, since the cargo bed is better for hauling stuff than the trunk of a car. Maybe that's why I haven't been approached by these individuals yet. Both of my trucks have back seats, so that's not the problem. Maybe they are just prejudiced against people with pick-up trucks.RéagirRépondre - THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 30, 2015I don't like making plans for the day...because then the word "premeditated" gets tossed around in the courtroom.RéagirRépondre
- MAJan 30, 2015If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?RéagirRépondre - THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 30, 2015You know you're in trouble when the judge tells your jury,
"The jury is to convene to the guilty room."RéagirRépondre - MAJan 31, 2015You know you're in trouble when your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.RéagirRépondre
- THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineJan 31, 2015The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
~Terry PratchettRéagirRépondre - NU
Feb 1, 2015"George Washington had fifty-five children with slaves, so he
was also the illegitimate father of the country. We should take
him off the dollar and put him on food stamps."
---The Mooney TwinsRéagirRépondre - LAFeb 1, 2015[quote]"George Washington had fifty-five children with slaves, so he
was also the illegitimate father of the country. We should take
him off the dollar and put him on food stamps."
---The Mooney Twins
[/quote]There's TOO many people on food stamps now as it is. Probably some of them are George's far removed offspring.RéagirRépondre - THthomasstierneyAuteur d'origineFeb 1, 2015[quote][quote]"George Washington had fifty-five children with slaves, so he
was also the illegitimate father of the country. We should take
him off the dollar and put him on food stamps."
---The Mooney Twins
[/quote]There's TOO many people on food stamps now as it is. Probably some of them are George's far removed offspring.
[/quote]The Mooney Twins meant put his PICTURE on the food stamps instead of the one dollar bill.RéagirRépondre - MAFeb 4, 2015It's only when the tide comes in,you realise you shouldn't have fallen asleep on the beach with your clothes on.RéagirRépondre