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Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 12, 2012My ex-wife phoned me and criticized the way I was dressed on a local TV Show.
It was COPS and I was being arrested.ReagirResponder - MA
Jun 12, 2012A Blonde lost her memory, now she's forgotten how to act dumb.
ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 14, 2012An ex is like an inflamed appendix, they cause a lot of pain and suffering,
but after it's removed you find you didn't need it anyway!ReagirResponder - JA
Jun 14, 2012A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.ReagirResponder - MAJun 14, 2012I thought I was going to be a happily married man, until then my wife decided to live with me.ReagirResponder
- JAJun 14, 2012When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harrasment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.ReagirResponder - JAJun 14, 2012
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
ReagirResponder - JAJun 14, 2012
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
ReagirResponder - MAJun 14, 2012[quote]When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harrasment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.[/quote]Your phone bills must cost a fortune, but don't worry, I won't tell your wife.ReagirResponder - JAJun 14, 2012
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
ReagirResponder - MAJun 14, 2012
Your Mama is so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 14, 2012My wife and I had just about ended one argument when I screwed up and started another one.
She suggested a little make-up sex, I guess it wasn't the right time for me to ask,
Does it have to be with you?ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 15, 2012It wasn't long before I realized my wife and I had only one thing in common,
we got married on the same day.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 15, 2012I loved my girlfriend, Edith, but I was also seeing a barmaid named Kate.
When they found out about each other I learned you can’t have your Kate and Edith too.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 16, 2012Anything worth doing is worth overdoing a time or twoReagirResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 16, 2012I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.ReagirResponder
- MAJun 16, 2012Never forget to remember what you forgot to remember before you remember what you forgot, or you will forget what you remembered.ReagirResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJun 17, 2012A few years ago someone stole my identity, was he surprised, I had outstanding warrantsReagirResponder
- MAJun 17, 2012Some guy kidnapped my wife, and said if you don't pay £10,000, you'll never see her again.
I Gave him a penny and thanked him for his kindness.ReagirResponder