Random thoughts and jokes - Humor and Fun on True Nudists

Jun 6, 2012

One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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ManOfWicklow
May 12, 2013
If you father is a poor man, it's your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 13, 2013
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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ManOfWicklow
May 13, 2013
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 13, 2013
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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ManOfWicklow
May 13, 2013
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 13, 2013
Become an amateur gynecologist. Look up a friend today.
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ManOfWicklow
May 13, 2013
Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 14, 2013
Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times a day.
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ManOfWicklow
May 14, 2013
Theres 10 times more fishing licenses sold than marriage licenses each year which proves fishing is 10 times more popular than marriage.
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 15, 2013
I told my ex that she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 17, 2013
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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ManOfWicklow
May 17, 2013
Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 17, 2013
My Ex was going away for a few days and left me a list of chores. For fun, she put down as Item 5: "Think about your wife a lot." After she returned, I reported that I had completed every job.
When she looked over the list, she noticed, each item EXCEPT No. 5 had been crossed off.
"What's this?" She yelled. "Didn't you think about me while I was gone?"
Thinking fast I replied cheerfully, "I started to, but just never finished."
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ManOfWicklow
May 18, 2013
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 18, 2013
I told my ex that she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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ManOfWicklow
May 18, 2013
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 19, 2013
If you mix flour, water and salt you get glue.
If you add eggs, baking powder and oil, you get cake.

Where does the glue go?
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ManOfWicklow
May 19, 2013
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 19, 2013
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself - "Where the hell is the ceiling???"
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ManOfWicklow
May 19, 2013
Why is it called tourist season if we canâ€™t shoot them?
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 20, 2013
Some days I just don't have enough middle fingers for those that deserve it.
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ManOfWicklow
May 20, 2013
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
May 21, 2013
Why can't life's problems hit us when we're 17 and know everything?

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ManOfWicklow
May 21, 2013
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
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