Something Lacking - Humor and Fun em True Nudists

DesertRatAutor original

Sep 23, 2013

Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.

An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

You're turn.

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ManOfWicklow
Sep 27, 2013
He's a few bones short of a rib cage.
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thomasstierney
Sep 28, 2013
He's dumber than a box of rocks.

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ManOfWicklow
Sep 28, 2013
He's as useful as a hole in a bucket.
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thomasstierney
Sep 28, 2013
Hecouldn't find his way out of a paper bag.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 28, 2013
He couldn't find a hole in a sieve.
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DesertRatAutor original
Sep 28, 2013
He's as slow as a snowball in hell.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 28, 2013
He's a one shoe away from a pair.
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nudecountry77
Sep 28, 2013
As good as a solar powered flashlight in a cave
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thomasstierney
Sep 28, 2013
Hemissed his junior high school graduation because he was on jury duty.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 28, 2013
He's as useful as a condom to a nun.
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thomasstierney
Sep 28, 2013
As useless as tits on a nun.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 29, 2013
He's as useful as a three legged racehorse.
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thomasstierney
Sep 29, 2013
Heâ€™s not the brightest bulb on the tree.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 29, 2013
He's not the hottest ember on the BBQ.
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thomasstierney
Oct 2, 2013
Hedoesn't have both oars in the water.
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ManOfWicklow
Oct 2, 2013
He's a few potatoes short of a sack.
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NudeJohnny
Oct 2, 2013
Heâ€™s as thick as a ditch
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thomasstierney
Oct 3, 2013
He is as dumb as a post.
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ManOfWicklow
Oct 3, 2013
He's a few bites short from a full meal.
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thomasstierney
Oct 3, 2013
His lights are onbut there's nobody home.
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DesertRatAutor original
Oct 4, 2013
She's as welcome as your Mother-in-law on your honeymoon.
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thomasstierney
Oct 4, 2013
She's a party pooper.
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ManOfWicklow
Oct 4, 2013
She's as useful as an empty eggshell.
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DesertRatAutor original
Oct 4, 2013
He's as useful as a rooster at an egg farm.
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