Something Lacking - Humor and Fun on True Nudists

DesertRatOriginal Poster

Sep 23, 2013

Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.

An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

You're turn.

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cobeachbum
Sep 23, 2013
For bowlers...he's a few pins short of a strike.
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Member
Sep 23, 2013
A sandwich short of a picnic
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thomasstierney
Sep 24, 2013
He's onetaco short of a combination plate.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 24, 2013
He's a few hairs short of a toupee.
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renebbare
Sep 24, 2013
Beeeeeerrrr!One short of the six pack.
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Justnudenothingmore
Sep 24, 2013
His elevator is stuck in the parking garage.......
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 25, 2013
The light's on, but no one's in.
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thomasstierney
Sep 25, 2013
Thewheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

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ManOfWicklow
Sep 25, 2013
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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BarelyGrilling
Sep 25, 2013
For all the Carpenters / Builders... Just a bubble off plumb.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 25, 2013
His brain rattles around in his skull like a pea in a boxcar.
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DesertRatOriginal Poster
Sep 26, 2013
Her motor's running but her brain is stuck in park.
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thomasstierney
Sep 26, 2013
He'snot the brightest crayon in the box.

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ManOfWicklow
Sep 26, 2013
Not the brightest spark in the fire.
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thomasstierney
Sep 27, 2013
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 27, 2013
He's a thread short of a screw
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thomasstierney
Sep 27, 2013
He just fell off the turnip truck.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 27, 2013
He dumped his brain in the toilet.
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thomasstierney
Sep 27, 2013
He'sas sharp as a marble.
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ManOfWicklow
Sep 27, 2013
He's as useful as a fart in a space suit.
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NudeJohnny
Sep 27, 2013
Heâ€™s as thick as a brick
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thomasstierney
Sep 27, 2013
He's not the sharpest crayon in the box.

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ManOfWicklow
Sep 27, 2013
He's as useful as a football on pool table.
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thomasstierney
Sep 27, 2013
He's a few bricks shy of a load.

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