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Something Lacking

Posted Sep 23, 2013

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DesertRat
DesertRatOriginal Poster
Sep 23, 2013
Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.

An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

You're turn.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 27, 2013
    He's a few bones short of a rib cage.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierney
    Sep 28, 2013
    He's dumber than a box of rocks.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 28, 2013
    He's as useful as a hole in a bucket.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierney
    Sep 28, 2013
    Hecouldn't find his way out of a paper bag.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 28, 2013
    He couldn't find a hole in a sieve.
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    DesertRat
    DesertRatOriginal Poster
    Sep 28, 2013
    He's as slow as a snowball in hell.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 28, 2013
    He's a one shoe away from a pair.
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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Sep 28, 2013
    As good as a solar powered flashlight in a cave
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierney
    Sep 28, 2013
    Hemissed his junior high school graduation because he was on jury duty.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 28, 2013
    He's as useful as a condom to a nun.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierney
    Sep 28, 2013
    As useless as tits on a nun.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 29, 2013
    He's as useful as a three legged racehorse.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierney
    Sep 29, 2013
    He’s not the brightest bulb on the tree.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 29, 2013
    He's not the hottest ember on the BBQ.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierney
    Oct 2, 2013
    Hedoesn't have both oars in the water.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 2, 2013
    He's a few potatoes short of a sack.
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    NudeJohnny
    NudeJohnny
    Oct 2, 2013
    He’s as thick as a ditch
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierney
    Oct 3, 2013
    He is as dumb as a post.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 3, 2013
    He's a few bites short from a full meal.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierney
    Oct 3, 2013
    His lights are onbut there's nobody home.
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    DesertRat
    DesertRatOriginal Poster
    Oct 4, 2013
    She's as welcome as your Mother-in-law on your honeymoon.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierney
    Oct 4, 2013
    She's a party pooper.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 4, 2013
    She's as useful as an empty eggshell.
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    DesertRat
    DesertRatOriginal Poster
    Oct 4, 2013
    He's as useful as a rooster at an egg farm.
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