Things to ponder

الردود

• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Aug 5, 2011

  [quote]why DID Noah take  Mosquitoes , Snakes, Spiders, Ticks, Fleas and CockRoaches?? how did he takes Sharks. and nudist site imposters ??? Or couldn't he tell the difference either ?[/quote] If you buy the premise. You buy the bit ~ Johnny Carson

  تفاعلرد
• CU

  

  curt44319

  Aug 5, 2011

  Is a pair of pants single, or double ?

  تفاعلرد
• MA

  

  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 6, 2011

  Why is spam on the internet called spam, when you can't eat it ?

  تفاعلرد
• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Aug 10, 2011

  What do people in China call their good plates?

  تفاعلرد
• CU

  

  curt44319

  Aug 12, 2011

  [quote]What's the speed of dark?[/quote]  Obviously, the inverse of the other !     :)

  تفاعلرد
• RO

  

  Roosterock

  Aug 12, 2011

  If a person is in a hit and run and no one is around, is it still a hit and run.

  تفاعلرد
• MA

  

  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 12, 2011

  What is nothing, can nothing be measured  ?

  تفاعلرد
• MA

  

  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 12, 2011

  [quote]If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? [/quote]  You get a speeding ticket

  تفاعلرد
• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Aug 12, 2011

  If the cop can not travel faster than the speed of light, how would he catch you?

  تفاعلرد
• MA

  

  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 12, 2011

  [quote]If the cop can not travel faster than the speed of light, how would he catch you?[/quote]  In the UK we have these nasty little devices called speed cameras. Perhaps this technology hasn't reached the USA yet.

  تفاعلرد
• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Aug 12, 2011

  [quote][quote]If the cop can not travel faster than the speed of light, how would he catch you?[/quote]    In the UK we have these nasty little devices called speed cameras. Perhaps this technology hasn't reached the USA yet.[/quote] Yes we have speed cameras, but not with a shutter speed of 186,000 miles per second

  تفاعلرد
• MA

  

  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 12, 2011

  [quote][quote][quote]If the cop can not travel faster than the speed of light, how would he catch you?[/quote]     In the UK we have these nasty little devices called speed cameras. Perhaps this technology hasn't reached the USA yet.[/quote] Yes we have speed cameras, but not with a shutter speed of 186,000 miles per second[/quote] That explains why I've never been done for speeding.

  تفاعلرد
• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Aug 12, 2011

  If you are writing a letter with invisible ink, how do you know if you run out of ink?

  تفاعلرد
• MA

  

  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 14, 2011

  تفاعلرد
• MA

  

  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 19, 2011

  تفاعلرد
• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Aug 19, 2011

  If aspirin doses are always "Take Two," why not increase the size so we only need to take ONE?

  تفاعلرد
• DI

  

  diceman

  Aug 19, 2011

  [quote][quote]Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?[/quote]   Us red necks do. Well, it is a season isn't it?[/quote] Yankees come south for the winter and damn yankees move there! (as I did)

  تفاعلرد
• DI

  

  diceman

  Aug 19, 2011

  [quote][quote]If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? [/quote]   You get a speeding ticket[/quote]No silly,... every one knows time stands still at that point!

  تفاعلرد
• DI

  

  diceman

  Aug 19, 2011

  [quote]I hate these hiccups[/quote]

  تفاعلرد
• MA

  

  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 21, 2011

  I'm pondering on what to post.

  تفاعلرد
• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Aug 21, 2011

  If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

  تفاعلرد
• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Aug 22, 2011

  Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.

  تفاعلرد
• TH

  

  thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

  Aug 22, 2011

  What’s a Kardashian? And why should anyone care?

  تفاعلرد
• MA

  

  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 23, 2011

  [quote] What’s a Kardashian? And why should anyone care?[/quote]  Is it a type of vegetable soup ?

  تفاعلرد