What`s on your mind?

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 3, 2013

  Do you think we could sell it to the Government ? They haven't seen the light for years.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 3, 2013

  On our first date it was a little awkward until she started talking then it was like
  "Holy Shit where have you been all my life."
  Then I realized for the first half she wasn't even born yet.
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 3, 2013

  I'm training the seagulls not to crap on my garden. So far I've  shot 27 this morning.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 3, 2013

  Seagull crap is good fertilizer

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 3, 2013

  My patio furniture does not require fertilizer.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 3, 2013

  You complained only of your garden.

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 3, 2013

  What you call the back yard, we call a garden.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 3, 2013

  What do you call it if you plant carrots and/or zucchini?

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 3, 2013

  I have no idea what you would call it.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 3, 2013

  No, I asked what YOU would call it. I would call a small patch of land where I planted carrots or other vegetables a garden.

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 3, 2013

  I would call it a vegetable patch.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 3, 2013

  Aww I see. Would a patch of land where apple trees grow be a fruit patch?

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 3, 2013

  Orchard,same as everywhere else in the world.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 3, 2013

  If we were growing peanuts, would it be a nut patch?

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 4, 2013

  Owing to climatic conditions in the UK, I would grow them under glass, so it would be called a 'Nuthouse'

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 4, 2013

  And if you left your hoe under there it would be a Hoe House.

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 4, 2013

  Depends if you're weeding between the lines.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 4, 2013

  I didn't seed that coming.

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 4, 2013

  I rake up a good one now and then.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 4, 2013

  I almost pea'd my pants

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 4, 2013

  Don't want too many leeks in the garden.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 4, 2013

  Do you plant leeks in the pea patch?

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  ManOfWicklow

  Nov 4, 2013

  Never pea on your own patch.

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  thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Nov 4, 2013

  I knew a barmaid that had a pear of melons.

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