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What`s on your mind?

Publié Jul 27, 2013

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thomasstierney
thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Jul 27, 2013
What's On Your Mind?
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 3, 2013
    Do you think we could sell it to the Government ? They haven't seen the light for years.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 3, 2013
    On our first date it was a little awkward until she started talking then it was like
    "Holy Shit where have you been all my life."
    Then I realized for the first half she wasn't even born yet.

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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 3, 2013
    I'm training the seagulls not to crap on my garden. So far I've  shot 27 this morning.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 3, 2013
    Seagull crap is good fertilizer
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 3, 2013
    My patio furniture does not require fertilizer.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 3, 2013
    You complained only of your garden.
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 3, 2013
    What you call the back yard, we call a garden.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 3, 2013
    What do you call it if you plant carrots and/or zucchini?
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 3, 2013
    I have no idea what you would call it.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 3, 2013
    No, I asked what YOU would call it. I would call a small patch of land where I planted carrots or other vegetables a garden.
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 3, 2013
    I would call it a vegetable patch.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 3, 2013
    Aww I see. Would a patch of land where apple trees grow be a fruit patch?
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 3, 2013
    Orchard,same as everywhere else in the world.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 3, 2013
    If we were growing peanuts, would it be a nut patch?
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 4, 2013
    Owing to climatic conditions in the UK, I would grow them under glass, so it would be called a 'Nuthouse'
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 4, 2013
    And if you left your hoe under there it would be a Hoe House.
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 4, 2013
    Depends if you're weeding between the lines.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 4, 2013
    I didn't seed that coming.
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 4, 2013
    I rake up a good one now and then.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 4, 2013
    I almost pea'd my pants
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 4, 2013
    Don't want too many leeks in the garden.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 4, 2013
    Do you plant leeks in the pea patch?
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 4, 2013
    Never pea on your own patch.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 4, 2013
    I knew a barmaid that had a pear of melons.
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