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ManOfWicklowصاحب المنشور
Mar 4, 2012You and I become invisible, every time we eat tomatoes. This invisibility lasts for exactly 24 hours, unless we drink one pint of milk and then we are visible again.
By taking a shot of vodka mixed with human breast milk, we are then able to see each other, but this only works for 4 hours.
Now we just have to think of how we can take advantage of this unique gift.
By taking a shot of vodka mixed with human breast milk, we are then able to see each other, but this only works for 4 hours.
Now we just have to think of how we can take advantage of this unique gift.
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- TH
Mar 4, 2012# 2
I see a problem. If we are invisible how can we see each other?تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 4, 2012[quote]# 2
I see a problem. If we are invisible how can we see each other?
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Give me a minute or two, I'm working on it.
#3تفاعلرد - DE
Mar 4, 2012Assuming that after eating the tomatoes, we would still be able to move inanimate objects, we could have a lot of fun playing with peoples' minds. With human nature being as it is, most people would probably end up using this ability to for illegal, immoral or unsavory ends.
I guess by your premise, we would be able to move inanimate objects. Otherwise, how else would we be able to drink the milk?
Therefore, I predict that if people were able to do this, we would have a major crime wave.تفاعلرد - CU
Mar 4, 2012[quote]You and I become invisible, every time we eat tomatoes. This invisibility lasts for exactly 24 hours, unless we drink one pint of milk and then we are visible again.
Now we just have to think of how we can take advantage of this unique gift.[/quote]There was a movie on a week or so ago....
"The Invisible Woman"تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 5, 2012[quote]There was a movie on a week or so ago....
"The Invisible Woman"[/quote]
I married one.
#7تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 5, 2012[quote][quote]# 2
I see a problem. If we are invisible how can we see each other?[/quote]
Problem sovled. By taking a shot of vodka mixed with human breast milk, we can then see each other, but it only lasts for 4 hours.
#8تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 5, 2012[quote]Apparently, LSD is making a comeback?[/quote]
Mainly in political circles, or should I say, circus !
#10تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 5, 2012#11
I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.
To be contiinued,,,,تفاعلرد - CUMar 5, 2012[quote][quote]There was a movie on a week or so ago....
"The Invisible Woman"[/quote]
I married one.
#7[/quote]Ouch !تفاعلرد - THMar 5, 2012[quote]#11
I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.
To be contiinued,,,,[/quote]# 13
Nuns? Invisible or not. they ain't had nun, don't want nun, won't give nun.تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 5, 2012[quote][quote]#11
I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.
To be contiinued,,,,[/quote]# 13
Nuns? Invisible or not. they ain't had nun, don't want nun, won't give nun.
[/quote]
Someone is talking nun sense.
#14تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 6, 2012[quote]You and I become invisible, every time we eat tomatoes. This invisibility lasts for exactly 24 hours, unless we drink one pint of milk and then we are visible again.
By taking a shot of vodka mixed with human breast milk, we are then able to see each other, but this only works for 4 hours.
Now we just have to think of how we can take advantage of this unique gift.[/quote]
#16
The one good thing about invisibility is, you can be naked anywhere, any time you like.تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 6, 2012[quote]#11
I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.[/quote]
I noticed when walking through the changing area, one of the nuns had oily fingermarks on her bosom. There could only be one possible explanation for this YOU had been there before me.
#17 To be continued,,,تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 9, 2012[quote]
[quote]#11
I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.[/quote]
I noticed when walking through the changing area, one of the nuns had oily fingermarks on her bosom. There could only be one possible explanation for this YOU had been there before me.
#17 To be continued,,,[/quote]
#18
Here comes the mother superior, this should be fun. Oh no, I'm starting to become visible and there's nowhere to hide. I'll have to slip into a nun's habit...To be continued.......تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 10, 2012[quote]
[quote]
[quote]#11
I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.[/quote]
I noticed when walking through the changing area, one of the nuns had oily fingermarks on her bosom. There could only be one possible explanation for this YOU had been there before me.
#17 To be continued,,,[/quote]
#18
Here comes the mother superior, this should be fun. Oh no, I'm starting to become visible and there's nowhere to hide. I'll have to slip into a nun's habit...To be continued.......[/quote]
#19
Ah, I know what to do, I'll stand under that shower in the corner, with my back facing to her and with all the steam in here, she won't notice I'm a man. After a couple of minutes I could feel someone's hands massaging my shoulders and hear a voice saying,,
to be continued,,,تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورMar 11, 2012[quote][quote]
[quote]
[quote]#11
I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.[/quote]
I noticed when walking through the changing area, one of the nuns had oily fingermarks on her bosom. There could only be one possible explanation for this YOU had been there before me.
#17 To be continued,,,[/quote]
#18
Here comes the mother superior, this should be fun. Oh no, I'm starting to become visible and there's nowhere to hide. I'll have to slip into a nun's habit...To be continued.......[/quote]
#19
Ah, I know what to do, I'll stand under that shower in the corner, with my back facing to her and with all the steam in here, she won't notice I'm a man. After a couple of minutes I could feel someone's hands massaging my shoulders and hear a voice saying,,
to be continued,,,[/quote]
#20
" It's alright my little angel, I'm just rubbing some soap on your lovely soft skin " Just my luck, the Mother Superior's gay. Well she'll get a big surprise when it comes to soaping the front of me,ha,ha,تفاعلرد - ZE
Mar 12, 2012Besides going around freely naked, I'd have a lot of fun messing with people's minds. I've always had fun using fear to do just that.
تفاعلرد - RA
Mar 12, 2012I'll put on a cape and stop crime as the Super Cape Ghost Person Thing!! :D
Just gotta make sure I eat pizza for breakfast and milk and cookies before bed :D
Either that or ManofWicklow and I can just go bowling ^.^تفاعلرد - MAManOfWicklowصاحب المنشورApr 16, 2012
Invisible bowling, now that could be fun, RadMan. People would really freak out watching that.
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