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A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses insert in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable

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The CDC says you don't have to wear panties under sundresses this summer.

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I just asked myself if I'm crazy..... and we all said no.

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I am much nicer if you do not get to know me.

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touche - well stated!

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When your day seems especially rough, just ask yourself, did I shit my pants today and if the answer is no you're doing all right

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Never blame someone else for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt.

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This is the worst pun ever. Barn none.

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Being a little older, I'm very fortunate to have someone call and check on me everyday. Although he is very concerned about my car warranty

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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