So many jokes have been made about cooking bacon while being nude in front of the stove. Well,,,I have perfected the technique to cook bacon in the nude. However, it is my secret technique.
Share your techniques for cooking bacon. If one of you shares the same technique as mine, then I'll reveal my secret!
Yum, I can smell the bacon now!
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- MI
Jun 18, 2011Easy! Do it in the microwave. I have bacon almost every morning and yes i am naked when i make it
تفاعلرد - CH
Jun 19, 2011[quote]Easy! Do it in the microwave. I have bacon almost every morning and yes i am naked when i make it[/quote] Plus...it's healthier that way. :)تفاعلرد - GA
Jun 19, 2011i agree use the microwave kind pop it in microwave a few second and eat, no mess.mmmmmmmmmmm BLT sandwich
تفاعلرد - MI
Jun 19, 2011[quote]My technique is watching people cook bacon! Much much safer... and easier...
[/quote] LOL, Wolf!تفاعلرد - MA
Jul 7, 2011I never have any problem with frying bacon when nude, just stand well back from the cooker.
If you still get splashed, then it's too hot or too much oil in the pan. Bacon should be done a high temperature to seal in the flavour, but not so hot as to burn it.تفاعلرد - RA
Jul 8, 2011Well, my technique seems to burn all life and flavor out the bacon, but I know my mother bakes it
تفاعلرد - KI
Jul 8, 2011I have done it successfully using a steep sided pot, such as one for spaghetti. But an apron would not go amiss here to be on the safe side. We're cooking bacon...not weiners!
تفاعلرد - MAJul 15, 2011[quote]speaking of wok's where the heck did i put my wok, i can't find it .[/quote] Are you sure you're not sitting on it.تفاعلرد
- ععضوJul 15, 2011
I don't cook bacon in the nude as I learned the hard way a while back. Now I use the microwave for that. Lesson learned.
تفاعلرد - BO
Jul 17, 2011Place a sheet of parchment paper on a sheet pan. Place the bacon on the parchment. Place the pan in the oven at 350 degrees for about 8 minutes. Check during cooking for how your oven cooks (too hot or not). Then remove the pan from the oven. NO Splatter problem.
تفاعلرد - JA
Jul 17, 2011fry more fish than bacon, and never really had a problem with frying the fish partly due to the depth of the pan and lack of time spent in front of the pan.
تفاعلرد - ععضوJul 26, 2011
there are things will do nude and things i willnot do nude...cooking bacon (because the way i fry almost anything) is one i don't do nude
تفاعلرد - RE
Jul 28, 2011Good job the Health & Safety dont get involved, we would be wearing Hazmat suits!!
Bacon? Eggs? the british breakfast - Grin and Bare it!تفاعلرد - SU
Jul 28, 2011Turn the temp down and use quailty bacon. If you have a butcher shop or country store type bacon you can get use it. The packaged stuff tends to want to splatter a lot more. Although if you keep the temp lower you are still failly safe. We cook it two or three times a week. We never get dressed in the AM always a naked breakfast the only king.
Come to think of it in the summer we cook super naked too and eat it naked on the deck. That might be a sign we are nudists huh?تفاعلرد - TH
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i use sandwich grill it closes up cooks both sides at the same time
Best idea ever. This old dog learned a new trick. Thank you Intuneتفاعلرد - BA
May 7, 2016I cook bacon on the grill and have had no problems. If I have to cook in the house, I use a tall pot or cook it in the oven. Microwave if you must but it just does not come out right to me.
تفاعلرد - ععضوMay 8, 2016I microwave bacon now days. Works well with turkey bacon. However, a good T-Shirt idea:
Real Men Cook Bacon Nakedتفاعلرد
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