We all want to be nude!! But have you been busted by a friend or relative being nude? truying to explain away the nudity... Let's talk about it...
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- MI
Jan 6, 2020[quote]The closest I've come is when I was working at a place and it was far earlier than I usually had to show up. I was there by myself for a half hour or so, so I got naked. Then, I saw a manager's car pull up and I quickly got dressed. She walked in as I was tying my shoes. She wanted to know if I was walking around barefoot.[/quote]
Where I worked, employees taking their shoes off at their desk was common enough that nobody thought that it would be odd to see someone putting on or tying them.ReagierenAntworten - TH
Jan 6, 2020[quote]A former lodger got a shock one morning, he no longer resides with us. We kicked him out.[/quote]Well that leaves a lot of unanswered questionsReagierenAntworten - PA
Jan 19, 2020I would think that if you've been a nudist any amount of time you've been busted. I would think that we forget that we're naked because its what we are, not what we do. I'm just living my life without clothing. Who hasn't taken the trash out without thinking of the time of day?
ReagierenAntworten - THJan 25, 2020[quote]Yes, almost for real. I was drunk and decided to be naked in front of my house on a two lane highway. I did that for about 10 minutes and then went upstairs to take a shower. When I came down my wife told me that the police had come to the house because someone had reported a naked man in front of our house. Thankfully I was in the shower and not outside when they arrived and my wife pleaded ignorance (I hope she at least acted surprised).[/quote]And here you are posting your confession to your crime for all to readReagierenAntworten
- JUMar 1, 2020
A few years back, I would time my nudity where I would get naked 20 minutes after my parents left for work. I thought 20 minutes was enough time for them to come back in case they forgot something.
Well, one time after my dad left for work, I waited 20 minutes and took my clothes off. 10 or 20 minutes later, he came back forgetting some things.
He didn't see me at first, until he grabbed the first thing he needed, and then he turned around and saw me and he blurted out "OH HOLY SMOKES!"
Fortunately, he didn't ask questions and quickly went for the other things he needed. I very quickly got dressed.
After he left, I didn't want to risk it, and spent the day with my clothes on.
Another time happened before that one with my mother. I mistimed when she came home from work.
I was at my computer which faced away from the front door, so the back of the chair I was sitting in covered most of me, so she didn't immediately notice that I was naked.
She said hi, and I went "Um... Hi." Then she asked how my day was, and I said "uh... Pretty good."
Then she noticed.
She asked "Are you wearing clothes?"
"............no."
She quickly turned around and told me to find some clothes. I got dressed, and she quickly moved on. It actually made me laugh how quickly she moved on, but she said but it's nothing to be ashamed of. She said she does it in the morning when she gets ready for work.
Maybe I get it from her.
ReagierenAntworten - EM
Mar 9, 2020I had a similar event Warntreads. I was away from home for a training event. It was a Saturday morning and I had no place to be that morning. I just returned from getting my breakfast. The cleaning lady delivered extra towels the day before so I was not expecting anyone. The room was an L shape and the desk was around the corner , out of sight from the door. I had a movie I wanted to watch on my computer. The speakers on a computer are terrible so I used my headphones. I was entirely comfortable and well into watching the movie when I saw movement from the corner of my eye. The cleaning lady did come into my room. She came out of the bathroom and started toward me and stopped when she saw me sitting there. It was too late for me to cover anything at that point. I was impressed, she paused a moment and asked if there was any trash in the basket under the desk. I stood and handed her the basket. She continued on with taking care of the room even getting me extra coffee. Before she left, She did say she knocked before she entered. She also told me she figured I was a nudist. I kept the room just a little warmer and I had left a towel on the chair on previous days.
ReagierenAntworten - NY
Mar 9, 2020So, besides the fact that I grew up as a kid on a lake in Indiana and quickly discovered the joys of skinny dipping (or chunky dunking as some call it), and further explored nude recreation in the woods that surrounded this large lake, I was part of that generation that showering was required after gym class. Showering naked in front of my fellow students was no big deal, and as a swimmer, I had a triple portion of that. I really do not understand why that has changed, but anyway, what I did in the lake and the woods did not have a name to it as much as the fact that I simply enjoyed being naked. It was not until I was in college that I heard the term "nudism" and considered myself to be a closet nudist.
So with that background, even though I went to a private Christian College (California Baptist College in Riverside), I thought nothing of walking from my room to the bathroom nude. Students were separated by gender in two dorms, so theoretically, another male seeing me naked should have been no big deal, but I did get a few weird looks over my time there. However, we did have a cleaning staff that were predominately female, and one day after I had skipped a class due to feeling ill, I got up late to take my shower. As usual, I walked down the middle of the hallway naked, when one of the female cleaning ladies exited the bathroom. I did not batt an eye since I felt like I had a right to be naked in an all male dorm, and for her part, she just gasped and then said that she was done cleaning. I said "Thank You", and opened the swinging door into the bathroom and went about my business.
I really dont think a female cleaning lady expected to see a naked man at a Christian College, so it must have been a bit of a shock for her. Oh well.
DonReagierenAntworten - SU
Apr 23, 2020Was sitting naked in my back yard reading and my landscaper walked in thru the gate to take a picture of some shrubs that he wanted to plant elsewhere, didnt bother me and all he did was to say hello and turned his head. Later that week I told him I should have mentioned that almost every afternoon I am nude in my back yard and he laughed and said that he and his wife do the same thing at his house most evenings!
ReagierenAntworten - AL
Apr 30, 2020As you can see from my profile pic I have a private backyard and I'm backed up to a canal. I'm out tanning about 2 years ago and fell asleep, I hear this pounding sound, I look around and see 4 roofers working on the townhouses across the canal.. They are looking at me I waved and layed back down. I call it seen naked not busted lol
ReagierenAntworten - BA
May 5, 2020I was on vacation staying at a textile community of townhouses beside the ocean. Each morning I enjoyed a leisurely run along the ocean road at day break wearing shorts before it got hot. As I never see anyone up at that hour around the community I enjoyed the outside shower beside the pool nude after the run along the ocean road. A few days latter I hear folks there refer to me as naked Mike. When I ask why they were calling me this, they told me about my nude outdoor shower times early each day watched over by one of my female neighbors who would sit on her balcony each morning sipping her coffee. I never saw her there but she or others complained about my activities. Perhaps after a while there were many getting up early to see the site.
ReagierenAntworten - MIMay 5, 2020[quote]As you can see from my profile pic I have a private backyard and I'm backed up to a canal. I'm out tanning about 2 years ago and fell asleep, I hear this pounding sound, I look around and see 4 roofers working on the townhouses across the canal.. They are looking at me I waved and layed back down. I call it seen naked not busted lol[/quote] Same thing almost happened to me. I went out to the pool wrapped in a towel ready to do some total tanning inside my privacy fence. I then saw roofers working on the house next door. I then went back in house and got a pair of shorts.ReagierenAntworten
- EL
May 15, 2020My wife was raised by two very prudish, strict Catholics, and it took years for me to get her to shed her inhibitions. But one weekend her parents came down to Virginia where we were living at the time. I woke up pretty early one morning andthoughtthat both of her parents were still asleep, and I had to use the bathroom. Since my wife and I always sleep in the nude and it's my house - I went down the hallway to use the bathroom without putting anything on. (It was a small ranch house with only one bathroom right off of the bedrooms & living room). Her father was sitting in the living room reading the newspaper, and he just looked my way and said "Good Morning Naked Boy!", so I just replied "Good Morning!" and went in and used the bathroom and went back into the bedroom without saying anything else. I didn't mention it to my wife but I'm pretty sure that he mentioned it to her and to my mother in law. Not really sure what he thought, because his reaction was so flat and unemotional, and they never mentioned it again.ReagierenAntworten - DI
May 19, 2020.
A few years ago I was travelling on a bus along Park Lane with a friend. It was about 10-30pm towards the end of a particularly hot August day and we were having one of those, 'THE ONLY REGRETS ARE FOR THE THINGS YOU DIDN'T DO', sort of chats. As we were passing the (Queen Mother) gates to Hyde Park she suddenly said, "Let's go skinny dipping". My face lit up and before we knew it we were off the bus and heading into the park.For those who don't know the area, the park can be very dark at night although some pathways and particularly the edge of the Serpentine lake is dimly lit by lamplight.
We chose our point past the boating jetty and, looking around and finding the coast clear, we began to get undressed. I was quickly fully naked and she had just taken off her bra and was pulling down her knickers when I noticed what looked like lots of small lamps clustered together and swaying in the distance. I kept looking to try to make out what they were while my friend hadn't noticed and was placing her clothes on the bench. Suddenly the lamps became more clear very quickly and I realised what they were. In an instant, a whole cycling club of about forty riders were passing us on their night ride and complete with head torches they slowed down to look at what they'd found. To repeated wolf whistles and shouts of, 'WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING', they passed us in a line, one after the other like it was all some organised inspection parade. Being unable to do anything else I just stood there and laughed while my friend, completely taken by surprise, casually sat down on the bench and quickly crossed her legs and folded her arms in front of her, just like it was the middle of the afternoon.
We laughed so much on the way home but haven't done it again since.
ReagierenAntworten - JO
May 19, 2020[quote]I got busted by my prudish neighbour, and that was 4yrs ago. Hasn't spoken to me since.[/quote] Is that a problem or a bonus?ReagierenAntworten - IH
May 20, 2020Havent been busted persay but have been outed by my wife to my dads girlfriend by telling her that a couple of weeks ago that I had toasted/burned my buns by laying in the sun. My dads girlfriend asked me about it just a couple days ago.
ReagierenAntworten - LAMay 31, 2020[quote]I was hiking nude a couple of years ago and someone started whistling at me. I never saw them and I was about a mile from my clothes. I walked back to my clothes and I kept hearing the whistling. Freaked me out. I never hiked nude there again.[/quote] Something very similar happened to my wife and I on our first nude hike. Hiking in a downpour on a secluded trail we heard some yelling. I ignored it, as mot to freak out my wife. Later we saw a truck parked downstream. Must have been a fisherman getting an eye full.ReagierenAntworten
- SI
Jun 6, 2020I got busted earlier this morning around 2am. I went out front for some fresh air and got the urge to walk around naked. When I came back I found my wife outside looking for me with my shorts in her hand. She's not into nudism at all. That was a difficult explanation. Funny, now though.
ReagierenAntworten - GO
Jun 16, 2020Yep today, I was just finishing cleanup from de-thatching when I heard "Jesus Christ Gordy put some cloths on" It was a neighbor, he went back to the front of the house and waited for me. He needs me to fix his manure spreader, at least he already has it power washed ;-)
ReagierenAntworten - BU
Jun 29, 2020I have several times. I lived in a secluded wooded area back from the road a bit. I was prone to be outside regularly in the buff.
I was sunning on a chaise in the side yard and dozing off when I heard "I'll just put the package by the door" from the UPS driver on my front deck, while looking in my direction. This same fellow 'caught' me several times over the years and it became routine for him to leave the delivery without a signature.The most memorable time, however was when I again was sunning the front side of my body on the same chaise in the back yard and reading a skin mag, when I felt that someone was looking at me. I looked up and there was my closest neighbor standing not 8 feet away from me and holding her dogs leash. Now this neighbor lived a good 1/2 mile around the hill from me with heavy woods between us. (She was a knockout looker, by the way!) She said that her dog had slipped his leash while they were walking the woods. Maybe she was true or then .... because she had the dog and leash in her hand at the time. Anyway, what could I do but startup a casual conversation like nothing was out of the ordinary.
Curiously, that summer she would be in my yard having conversations with me multiple times and each time she would be a little more less clothed than the time before but never naked. I eventually did ask her to remove her clothes and join me after we had discussed naturism a couple of times by that point. She removed her tube top but never went any further and started to forget her dog.Over the following winter, she and her husband had separated and she had moved to the college town where she was the college administrator's assistant.
We had friends that were fully aware of my nudism and would drop by for this or that and sometimes would join me in the pleasures that my secluded building site offered, for an hour or two.
ReagierenAntworten - DA
Jun 30, 2020About a year ago, I was on the rider lawn mower, mowing the lawn at my property (I wasn't living there yet)nude as I always do. I had just made a pass facing the woods, and turned the mower around for the return pass and found my dad sitting there on the quad with a gas can in front of me. I just stared at him dumbfounded. I backed the throttle down on the mower so I could hear, and my dad came over, looked between my legs, looked at me, and said, "I used the mower yesterday and never filled it back up." He pointed between my legs at the gas sight glass, went to the back and emptied the can, turned around and left.
ReagierenAntworten - TO
Jul 12, 2020I was sitting in my BY completely naked, browsing instagram when my gadner popped in through the BY gate about 15ft from where im sitting....
He saw me, laughted and I went put shorts on and came back out. Had a conversation about this and that, and he left....
Next time, I'll stay as I am....ReagierenAntworten - NJ
Jul 15, 2020Just last week I got caught. There is a secluded stream I like to skinny dip in. I never see anyone there. I was enjoying the relaxing freedom of being nude in the glorious sun when I heard voices. I quickly stepped behind some bushes and wrapped a towel around myself. It was two kayaker's coming downstream. They commented that they didn't think anyone skinnydipped there any more. They weren't fazed and continued on. One of them got hung up on a rock and was trying to free himself. I said I could help but he might get embarrassed. He said he would appreciate the help so I dropped the towel and waded out totally naked to help him off the rocks. I was OK with it and he seemed to be too.
ReagierenAntworten - BUJul 15, 2020
Yes many times over the years ... in my yard. (My property was secluded in the woods with a 1/4 mile driveway to the yards.) The first was the UPS driver needing a signature, then there was the people who hiked in the woods around me and would leave the trail and end up at my secluded place a 1/4 mile away from the trails.
There was a neighbor (lived a half mile away) who was walking her dog in the woods and he was running loose at the time. The dog came into the yard and I was sunning on the chaise reading a skin mag at the time. She came right into the yard after the dog not knowing that it was not just a clearing. There I was, full staff on my back and she stopped abruptly but kept looking. I ignored her but kept an eye on her looking for any trouble that might happen, when she got a smile and came over to chat. We chatted for about twenty minutes and then she and her dog just left as they had come in.
The best one is however more interesting. Our town had a terrific fourth of July day with fireworks after at dusk. That year they had featured a helicopter ride that would fly around the area as the patrons wanted to see. One time it came directly overhead and I was again sunning in the back yard and my wife had just gone in to the house. I didn't know about the rides in the village, so I ignored it as if it were just another flight that was slightly off course. Well, in about another 30 minutes, it flew over again. This happened for the next 4 hours! My thought as that the pilot was asking everyone if they wanted to see a naked man.
I was worried about any legal ramifications, especially if there were kids on the flight, so after the third flight, I went inside and put on a pair of light tan speedos then went back out.
There was also the time that the cable company van came up to upgrade the wiring ... unannounced. He was nervous but I stayed nude and watched him do his thing..
ReagierenAntworten - BA
Jul 17, 2020On my own property, at the end of a 1/4 mile long private drive! Over 300 meters of MY private property in any direction from my house, he intruded uninvited!
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