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Man, that's cold!
I thought it was bad here when the icicle formed while taking a leak outside this morning!

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Just remember if we get caught..... your deaf and I don't speak English.

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If your girlfriend asks you what you look for in a relationship... apparently, a way out, is not the right answer.

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For Valentine's Day my wife suggested that we go on a date night, but unfortunately I could not find one on such short notice, so we're just going to stay home and watch TV.

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I don't understand your specific kind of crazy...but l do admire your total commitmend to it.

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Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need... better to be safe than sober.

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"Never trust a fart." Jack Nicholson

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I didn't fart, my ass likes you so much it just blew you a kiss.

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If a clown farts...does it smell funny?

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I was married by a judge..... I should have asked for a jury!

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