Post #2822hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayDon't you hate those emails about penis enhancers.. l got ten of them today...eight of them from my girlfriend!
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Post #2832hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
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Post #2842hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI bet all you short people get really excited when you hit your head on something.
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Post #2852hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI finally quit drinking for good.......... Now I drink for evil!!
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Post #2862hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI like to whisper romantic things after sex..... Like, hey! go home! or what is your name?
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Post #2872hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayThere are two theories to arguing with a woman........ Neither work!!
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Post #2882hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI love being married....it's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Post #2892hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI'm so clever, that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what l'm saying.
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Post #2902hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIt's only Wednesday, and I'm presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour.
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Post #2912hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI don't want anyone to think l'm an Asshole.... l want them to be 100% sure about it.(l)
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