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My doctor said I need professional help..... so I'm going to start with a chef, a butler and a maid.

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If your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.

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If your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.

It seems my wife and mother disagree with that!!! OOP's ;-)

Here's what my uncle had to say ;-)

My lady friends would make diamond marks in my head with anything handy!!!!!!!!!! :-))

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Where do people in hell tell other people to go?

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A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.

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Sometimes my biggest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

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I knew a few guys who couldn't make it out of fire school because they learned that too well.

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The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seem like a missed opportunity.

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I don't know any nudists that have looked in the mirror and wondered "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

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If you don't use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket.

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