RE:Quote of the dayThe next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.
Over your cold and lifeless body!
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RE:Quote of the dayShe will laugh maybe one day but not right away.
But still funny.
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RE:Quote of the dayThe next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.Over your cold and lifeless body!
Because you gave her something to strangle you with ;-)
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Post #5452hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn't like my attitude... and l got caught drinking on the job.
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RE:Quote of the dayOh damn! The biggest reason I didn't become a gynecologist is because I like eating on the job!
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Post #5482hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayWOW! Apparently, it's rude to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it's a rescue.....
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Post #5492hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayJust checking on you... I heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.
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Post #5502hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMy wife came home from Walmart complaining about the cashier being a Royal Bitch, l asked if she was at the self checkout...and that how the fight started.
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Post #5512hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayKids are a great gift, but l like playing with the Box they came in.
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