Post #5722hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI sleep better naked.... Why can't the flight attendant understand this?
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 Post #5732hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMy wife just phoned to tell me that three women in her office have received flowers today and they are absolutely gorgeous. I said that's probably why.
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 Post #5742hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayDid you know if you text Boss... Go fuck yourself...you don't have to go to work anymore.
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 RE:Quote of the dayDid you know if you text Boss... Go fuck yourself...you don't have to go to work anymore.
It depends on who you text it to.
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 Post #5762hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI am not an early bird or a night owl I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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 Post #5772hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIf you eat an entire cake without cutting it....you technically only had one piece.
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 Post #5782hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIf you've ever found yourself in an argument about how you're not arguing..... you might be married.
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 Post #5792hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayWhen a woman says correct me if I'm wrong... Do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.
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 Post #5802hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayCondoms do not guarantee safe sex, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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 RE:Quote of the dayIf you want your neighbors to build a privacy fence and save you the expense, start doing all of your yard work nude!
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