Down in Florida, there's a little hotel, four floors high. A girl used to take a sunbathe there every day. Since there were no higher hotels near it, she would take off her bathing suit and be in the nude.
So she was in the nude and she was lying on her stomach, and she heard someone coming up the steps. She quickly grabbed the towel and put it around her.
The man said, "I wish you wouldn't sunbathe in the nude up here."
She said, "You never protested before."
He said, "No, but I wish you would do it like you did before, in your bathing suit."
She said, "Why do you care? No one can see."
He said, "Madam, you happen to be lying on the skylight of a dining room."
There were a couple of old gals in the local nursing home who were getting a little bored with the lack of excitement in their surroundings. They decided to liven things up and took their clothes off and walked through the local male gathering area in the buff.
One of the men poked the other one and asked if he had seen what just went by. The other replied yep he had seen it and whatever it was it sure did need ironing
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