Post #1292ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE:Random thoughts and jokesBarack Obama has a black father and a white mother.He is considered Americas first black President.If Barack Obama was elected President of Kenyawould he be considered Kenyas first white President?
That's a very interesting thought to ponder !
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesSometimes when I leave home for a while I leave a key under the doormat, not for my house.
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesFacebook, Twitter, Flicker, Skype, Telephone, Cell Phone, Email, Voice mail, Fax Machine, Instant Messages, PDA.
So many great ways to ignore people.
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesWhen life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave them wondering how the hell you did it.
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesThey say that drinking beer will dehydrate you.
I say, "Only if you stop.
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Post #1298ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE:Random thoughts and jokesWhen life gives you lemons: squeeze them.
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesYou know what would be a great invention? A smoke alarm that would turn off when I yell, "Hey! I'm cooking here".
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesNegligee was an adjective before it became a word for a woman's nighttime garment. It was originally applied to a person who was not revealingly dressed, but negligently dressed. ;-))
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesThe difference between the U.S. Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan is that the members of the Supreme Court dress in black robes and scare white people.
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