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The day I started my construction job, I was in the office filling out an employee form when I came to the section that asked:
Single____Married____ Divorced____.
I marked single. Glancing at the man next to me, who was also filling out a form,
I noticed he hadn't marked any of the blanks. Instead,
he had written, "Yes, in that order."
About three years into our relationship I started to have erection difficulties.My ex and I had different ideas as to what the problem was.She bought me some Viagra; I bought her atreadmill.
Should have bought her some running shoes, would have been cheaper.
Something I learned the hard way!
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'



