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A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".
Un hombre estaba tomando el sol en la Pula en la playa. Por el bien de civilidad y de conseguir quemada por el sol, tena un sombrero sobre sus partes privadas.Una mujer camina pasado y dice, trabaja, "Si fueras un caballero levantara su sombrero".Levant una ceja y respondi: "Si usted no fuera tan fea se elevara".




