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I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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I bought a self-help tape called, "How to Handle Disappointment."
It turned out to be a blank tape.

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Hostess says that if they keep shipping inventory at the current level, they will run out of product around December 21, 2012..... So, THAT'S what the Mayans were talking about.
~ Robert "Bob" Rockenbach

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The mayor and his wife were riding in the local town parade when the mayor spotted the ex boyfriend of his wife. A local gas station owner.
He leaned in and said to his wife, "see if you had married him you would be working in a gas station."
His wife answered back, "No, if I had married him he would be the mayor..."

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I just realized that in dog years I'm already dead.

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My ex and I agreed to have an open relationship. I could sleep with anyone I wanted.
She just wouldn't speak to me or sleep with me anymore.

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I was making love to the local barmaid last night. My wife was annoyed, because she said the noise was keeping her awake.

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I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.jajajaja! very good joke!

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When my ex told me when she dies I could have her farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock. I was really surprised. When I asked, "Where is it?"
She replied, "On Facebook."

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