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Post #362 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

I always wanted to be the last guy on earth,
just to see if all those women were lying to me.

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Post #363 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

I told my ex I insisted we have a three way. She said OK, and went out and bought a gallon of Neapolitan ice cream.

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Post #364 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

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Post #365 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

That "which comes first" thing about chicken and eggs just makes me hungry.

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Post #366 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.

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Post #367 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

My ex had the handy man place our old refrigerator on the front lawn with a sign that said, "FREE TO A GOOD HOME"
It sat that for three days. I replaced her sign with one that read,
"Refrigerator For Sale $50.00" Someone stole it the first night.

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Post #368 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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My ex came into the living room and asked, "Whats on the TV?" I guess I should not have said, "Dust."

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Post #369 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

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Post #370 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

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Post #371 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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"Don't feed the coyotes." "If you do they will eat your pets."
I have heard this many, many times.
Let's think about that.
If I DO feed the coyotes they will NOT be hungry but WILL eat my pets.
If I DO NOT feed the coyotes they WILL be hungry and WILL NOT eat my pets?
It is a good thing I do not have any pets.

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