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Post #502 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by ManOfWicklowTextile

Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.

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Post #503 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

I wouldn't say my ex was 'EASY' - She was just 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

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Post #504 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

I don't iron because I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

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Post #505 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

At one time I worked as an AD executive. I had a young beautiful female personal assistant. She would get upset when I called her sweetie or hon, especially in public. She complained, but I just ignored her whining. One evening we had a business meeting in an upscale restaurant. As we entered I asked, "Where would you like to sit, sweetheart?" and winked at the maitre d'.
"Gee," she replied, "anywhere you say, Dad."

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Post #506 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

The medic examined the corporal and announced,
"This soldier has taken corkscrews to the head, nail files to the chest,
dozens of shallow cuts, and tiny scissors to the kneecaps.
He's obviously had some sort of run-in with the Swiss Army!"

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