Post #532ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesNothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesBe careful whose toes you step on today, they might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
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Post #534ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.
For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building,"
They would turn off the lights and lock the doors.
The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter.
Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.
The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
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Post #536ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesHam and eggs: A days work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhere ever you go, there you are.
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Post #538ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesNever put your finger where you wouldn't put your nose.
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Post #540ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife and I divorced over religious differences..She thought she was God and I didnt.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex bought expensive negligees at Victoria's Secret to wear at night to spice up our sex life.
I had a better idea I went to Home Depot and bought a dimmer switch.
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