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Post #682 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

I just wish more of my handcuff experiences involved sex...and not cops.

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Post #683 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.

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Post #684 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

Confucius Says: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Post #685 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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Confucius say getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Post #686 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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There are two kinds of people who never amount to much:
those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.
~ Cyrus Curtis, 1850 - 1933

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Post #687 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

Confucius say man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Post #688 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
~ Epictetus

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Post #689 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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Post #690 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

How to start the day and feel really good:

* Open a new file on your computer.
* Entitle it "Housework."
* Place it in the Recycle Bin.
* Empty the Recycle Bin.
* Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"

Answer "Yes" and click the left mouse button firmly.

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Post #691 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.~ Emily Lotney

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