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Post #722 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap.

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Post #723 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

I hated it when my dog sat there and smiled as I picked up his crap.

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Post #724 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by ManOfWicklowTextile

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." An American doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

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Post #725 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

I was sitting on the porch sipping wine with my ex when she said, "I love you."
I sarcastically asked, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She quietly replied, "Its me, talking to the wine."

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