A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love with his wife.
"No darling, we can't do it here, what if the kid wakes up?"
"You are right, lets go to the beach."
They went to the empty beach and start to make love. All of a sudden, a policeman run into them.
"Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can't do that in public."
"You are right", said the husband, "but it was a moment of weakness. We didn't see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me."
"Don't worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it."
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov'sDog and Schrodingers Cat ?Shesaid it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there ofnot.
That is funny. I wonder how many really understand the
joke?
It would be really funny if the librarian's name was
Heisenberg, wouldn't it? xD
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov'sDog and Schrodingers Cat ?Shesaid it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there ofnot.
That is funny. I wonder how many really understand the
joke?
It would be really funny if the librarian's name was
Heisenberg, wouldn't it? xD
Well she was uncertain of the availability of the book.
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed....
When the couple finished, the doctor said,
"There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and
charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The
couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay
the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to
find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the man replied.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we
can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges
$90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43
back from Medicare.
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