SO IM NAKED? WHO GIVES A ****
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Return to DiscussionsHi troop, great to see the group blooming in such a short space of time. almost 50 now lmao
Was just wondering if any of you havebeen found naked and had to come up with a funny explanation for their nudity, or had to escape somehow from where they were?
paul on all 4s you can start...
matty
One evening soon after christmas I drove home naked for a dare. As I arrived The naighbour was washing his car. There was no escape and I had nothing to cover-up with. Then, as I got out of the car his wife came over to ask if I knew what she could do with her christmas tree. I told her where to put it as I went and hid.
A month or two later, on one of those evenings when it gets dark early, I left it a bit late to raw the curtains. I didn't see the boy out there in the dark as I got up to draw them. He told his Dad and I was the topic of discussion in the pub that night.
But everyone treats me as normal. So it obviously des not matter that I've been caught naked
Always naked at home and tend to throw clothes off anywhere in the house. I have Had the doorbell ring and not sure where I have dropped the gear have answered the door naked being careful to stand behindit with just my head and shoulders visible to the person on the other side. I amswered it this way to a nudist friend who thanked me for the greeting but pointed out that although it is a thick stained glass door standing as close as I was gave him a perfect if somwhat pixilated view of my naked body.
my air conditioning system went out a couple of weeks ago. My next door neighbor offered to let me stay at this house til the new unit could be installed. The next morning I got out of bed and walked down the wall, in the nude to the bathroom.My neighborwas in the living room and I was prretty sure he saw me go into the bathroom. After i finished with my bathroom needs I walked to the living room and stood in the doorway full frontal and said 'goodmorning" he returned the greeting and said that there was coffee in the kitchen, i said I will get on some pants and get my coffee. He said I didnt have to dress on his account, so I went into the kitchen, got my coffee and stood in the living room and chatted with him while I finished my coffee. That evening, I stayed at his house again. He sat in his chair in his underwear, Iasked if Icould join him and he said I should make myself at home, so i sat on the couch in the nude.
I have a neighbor across the street and one day she was bringing some flowers over for my wife but I was home alone and naked and when I saw her coming I had to hurry and put shorts on and answer the door so I told her I was naked and saw her so I dressed but I also told her that on the weekends I'm usually nude in the back yard so if she ever puts yard waste in our burn pile which I had told her she could that she might see a naked man in the yard. About a week ago on a Sunday I was on the back porch on the phone and the neighbor was bringing a wheel barrow full of yard waste over and when I stood up on the porch all I could say was good morning and she just smiled and said good morning back and I held out my arms and said I have nothing to hide and she said I guess not and smiled and went home. I saw her later on and asked if I had offended her in any way and she said no we are good. I'm hoping she increases her yard work. Charlie