RE: Random thoughts and jokesSince light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Post #34ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harrasment.When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Your phone bills must cost a fortune, but don't worry, I won't tell your wife.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAny married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Post #36ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesYour Mama is so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAge doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife and I had just about ended one argument when I screwed up and started another one.
She suggested a little make-up sex, I guess it wasn't the right time for me to ask,
Does it have to be with you?
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Post #40ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI no nothing about sex, I've always bee married.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIt wasn't long before I realized my wife and I had only one thing in common,
we got married on the same day.
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