RE: Random thoughts and jokesI loved my girlfriend, Edith, but I was also seeing a barmaid named Kate.
When they found out about each other I learned you cant have your Kate and Edith too.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAnything worth doing is worth overdoing a time or two
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Post #44ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesDon't put off til tomorrow, what you can put off forever.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
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Post #46ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesNever forget to remember what you forgot to remember before you remember what you forgot, or you will forget what you remembered.
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Post #47ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf she's still ugly, Have another beer.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA few years ago someone stole my identity, was he surprised, I had outstanding warrants
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Post #49ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesSome guy kidnapped my wife, and said ifyou don't pay 10,000,you'll never see her again.
I Gave him a penny andthanked him for his kindness.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne night I was getting dressed to go out when I heard,
"Bad Boy, Bad Boy, Whacha gonna do when they come for you?"
I was thinkin, is that show still on the air? when BAM, the front door crashed open.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe way our economy has been lately, the only thing I could put aside was my plans to retire.
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