Post #62ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen there is a buy one get one free, offer. Just take the free one.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI always knew when my ex was about to say something smart.
She would start her sentence with "Tom once told me...."
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Post #64ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife has always stood by my side, for over 30 years. We only have one chair.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife went with me everywhere I went, otherwise I would have had to kiss her goodbye.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA woman marries a man expecting that he will change, and he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesDon't you hate it when you wake up staring at a ceiling you have never seen before?
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Post #68ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesDon't you hate it when you wake up staring at a ceiling you have never seen before?
And wonder why you're lying on the floor.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIs Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
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Post #70ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIs Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
It's certainly a money trap.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWithout nipples, boobs would be pointless. .
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