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Real men dont ask for directions. Ever.
It pisses off women, which is the real reason they do it.

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There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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I'm running out of jokes, strange, because we have many of them joining this site.

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God must love them, he sure made a lot of them.

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ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, Nice one.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

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I have a photographic memory. I just don't remember where I left the film.

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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The best way to maintain a successful relationship is to have integrity and wisdom.
The integrity to always keep your word.
And the wisdom to never give your word.

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A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own.

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