RE: Random thoughts and jokesEvery so often, I like to go outside, look up, and smile for Google Earth.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIt's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThere is one good thing about old age--it doesn't last that long.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesRummaging through her attic one day, my friend Kathryn found an old shotgun.
Unsure how to dispose of it, she called her parents.
"Take it to the police station," her mother suggested.
My friend was about to hang up when her mom added, "And Kathryn"?
"Yes, mom"?
"Call them first and let them know you're coming."
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Post #96ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesYour birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesYour birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
How did you know?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI really wish there was a button on the TV remote to turn up
the intelligence on prime time programing.
There's one marked Brightness, but that doesn't help at all.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokes2012 - The End of An Error.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex would wake up in the morning and say,
"Good morning, Lord,"
I would wake up in the morning and say,
"Good Lord, it's morning!"
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