@stoneandy · near OHare · Apr 1, 2018
Jesus was a tall Greek Classics-oriented Aryan guy without a penis who whose stinking, rotting flesh returned to life so that my naked faults and sins could be covered by layers of perpetual shame and guilt, anxiety, clothes and piety in the hope of also dying some day and then getting a sense of adequate belonging in a foreign place called heaven. April Fools!