I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 25, 2020
I asked my girlfriend to bring me a screwdriver, she asked me, Flathead, Phillips, or Vodka... And that was when l knew she was the one.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 26, 2020
Just bought some condoms and the casher asked if i needed a bag, l said No, she's not that ugly.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 29, 2020
I finally found my girl friends G-Spot...Turns out it was in her sister the whole time.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 30, 2020
While l sip my coffee in the morning, l think about all the people l'm going to piss off today, then l smile.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJul 9, 2020
Since l found out make up sex was better than regular sex... now all l do is start shit.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJul 13, 2020
No, you haven't gained that much weight during the quarantine, so keep your chin up..no the other one.
تفاعلرد - ععضوJul 13, 2020[quote]No, you haven't gained that much weight during the quarantine, so keep your chin up..no the other one.[/quote]تفاعلرد
- ععضوJul 14, 2020
Thats a good one, Ill take care about asking for your advice. ;)
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJul 17, 2020
GUYS...when a woman is mad and yelling, just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down.
تفاعلرد - BA
Jul 18, 2020Ill let someone else try that one and get back with us. If he can...
تفاعلرد - FU
Jul 19, 2020First it was alcohol kills COVID. Then it was heat may kill COVID. Now direct sunlight may kill COVID. So, if you see me out in my yard drunk, naked, and laying in the sun, mind your own business. Im conducting important medical experiments .
تفاعلرد - BAJul 19, 2020
Full sun, I think maybe the combination works best. I havent had it, so.......
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJul 23, 2020
Everytime a woman shaves and doesn't get laid...a unicorn dies.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 4, 2020
Should marriage licenses expire and have to be renewed like all other state licenses?
تفاعلرد - GO
Aug 4, 2020[quote]Should marriage licenses expire and have to be renewed like all other state licenses?[/quote]
Not a bad idea ;-) A lot cheaper way out than a divorce, just don't renew :-0تفاعلرد - SI
Aug 5, 2020However, Confucius did say, "Man who beats off behind car have hot rod!"
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 7, 2020
Do to Political Correctness.. Dick Van Dyke has changed his name to....Penis Truck Lesbian.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 13, 2020
And just like that.... having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheathing and rope in your trunk is okay.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 18, 2020
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In Memory of faces burried there.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 20, 2020
Where is Morgan Freeman in 2020, shouldn't he be narrating this shit or something.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 28, 2020
Asked my wife if l could use toys during sex..Shoulda seen her face when l rolled my Hotwheel car across her titties.
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